The longest thread ever

[bundabergdevil]

This is too good a line to let it pass unappreciated.

Hopefully Baywatch and not burger Hasslehoff.

[bundabergdevil]

Bezos, is that you?!

Seriously though, my wife often compares me to Brad Pitt. She says I look nothing like him.

[missfinch]

Seriously though, my wife often compares me to Brad Pitt. She says I look nothing like him.

I only ever get Holly Hunter. Even had a kindergartner tell me once I sounded like Mrs. Incredible.

[bundabergdevil]

I only ever get Holly Hunter. Even had a kindergartner tell me once I sounded like Mrs. Incredible.

You could make a lucrative living in a very specific portion of the internets.

[missfinch]

You could make a lucrative living in a very specific portion of the internets.

My jokes, right?

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

I only ever get Holly Hunter. Even had a kindergartner tell me once I sounded like Mrs. Incredible.

You're new here, (not literally, but familiarly) but I like the cut of your jib. Have some overdue sporks.

[ClemmonsDevil]

You're new here, (not literally, but familiarly) but I like the cut of your jib. Have some overdue sporks.

Same. She's off to a good start.

[missfinch]

You're new here, (not literally, but familiarly) but I like the cut of your jib. Have some overdue sporks.

Awww

[bundabergdevil]

My jokes, right?

Told a certain way, yes.

[bundabergdevil]

Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

[bundabergdevil]

That John Denver is full of sheet, man.

[OldPhiKap]

Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

I go for the strip searches.

[Phredd3]

I go for the strip searches.

Which would be fine if it were you they were trying to search...

[budwom]

As I was heroically mowing the lawn today (no riding mower, not now, not ever) my wife took Holly the dog for a long walk, and upon arriving back on our dirt road, she heard a noise and saw a black bear retreating up a driveway near "ours" (which happens to be French for "bear" by the way) so she waited for it to disappear, then moved forward only to hear a bleating on her left where two teddy bear sized cubs were on their hind legs wailing for mom. A hasty retreat was beaten, the cubs reunited with mom, Mrs Womble got a ride home with a neighbor (whereupon a doe and nursing fawn popped onto the lawn for the third time this week)...

Quite a few people in our area are keeping chickens these days, and they are a surefire lure for hungry bears...

[bundabergdevil]

My surprise guest really delivered a twist!

[aimo]

My surprise guest really delivered a twist!

Wedgie?

[missfinch]

My surprise guest really delivered a twist!

And yet…

[OldPhiKap]

My surprise guest really delivered a twist!

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[bundabergdevil]

Wedgie?

I enjoy a good wedgie.

[bundabergdevil]

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Indeed.