The longest thread ever

[aimo]

"Titty chortle" sounds like some sort of twee British euphemism for...I dunno what.

I'm sure we'll think of something!

[ClemmonsDevil]

That's rad. I'll eventually have a map indelibly inscribed into my dermal tissue as well. What do you have?

My half sleeve is a world map, superimposed with mountains, the Sun based on Louis the 14th symbol, and the wave based on the Great Wave off Kanagawa. Underneath that are the gigantic swirls of Starry Night by Van Gogh. So yes I have the dorkiest half sleeve one could possibly imagine.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Why did this make me chortle?

Did you just use that as an excuse to post titty?

💯!!!

[ClemmonsDevil]

I'm sure we'll think of something!

Everything on the main board leads to minutes discussions. Everything on the LTE leads to defenestration and chortles. This is the better side.

[Bostondevil]

Y'all have been busy when I'm the one with a snow day.

[budwom]

Y'all have been busy when I'm the one with a snow day.

me too, expect a foot!

[aimo]

Y'all have been busy when I'm the one with a snow day.

I can't concentrate on work much today.

On that note, I just did an archived Wordle and lost. The word was BOOBY. Isn't that ironic?

[ClemmonsDevil]

I can't concentrate on work much today.

On that note, I just did an archived Wordle and lost. The word was BOOBY. Isn't that ironic?

Were you playing Wilson?

[wilson]

Were you playing Wilson?

I did my Wordle today, but that's not the word I got.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I did my Wordle today, but that's not the word I got.

Also I clearly don't know what that is and I'm out over my skis here. And I'm also definitely not going to look it up.

[wilson]

Also I clearly don't know what that is and I'm out over my skis here. And I'm also definitely not going to look it up.

I don't think I have any idea what you're saying here. You know what Wordle is, right?

[ClemmonsDevil]

I don't think I have any idea what you're saying here. You know what Wordle is, right?

Nope. That's what I was saying. I don't know what it is and I don't care enough to look it up. So I shouldn't have responded to Aimo at all.

[wilson]

...You know what Wordle is, right?

..I don't know what it is and I don't care enough to look it up.

I don't think I believe this.

...I shouldn't have responded...

Pretty good advice to yourself.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I don't think I believe this.
Pretty good advice to yourself.

Yes.

[bundabergdevil]

There are some serious posts today. Really choice stuff.

[aimo]

Nope. That's what I was saying. I don't know what it is and I don't care enough to look it up. So I shouldn't have responded to Aimo at all.

I did not respond to your question for two reasons.

1. I still cannot believe you have never Wordled.

2. It was lunchtime. And there was pie.

[wilson]

...I still cannot believe you have never Wordled...

I can believe that Clem and others out there have never Wordled, but I don't believe that Clem doesn't know what Wordle is.

[bundabergdevil]

I can believe that Clem and others out there have never Wordled, but I don't believe that Clem doesn't know what Wordle is.

He trades in lies, deceit and obfuscation, not unlike the leprechauns from which his people descended.

[ClemmonsDevil]

He trades in lies, deceit and obfuscation, not unlike the leprechauns from which his people descended.

Hobbit hairy feel, less gold. I'm not going to do anything that requires any effort whatsoever beyond what I do in my normal day. There are 25 or 30 customers in North America who will only call me because they trust me and hate my co-workers. I have described my co-workers. Everyone feels that way about them. At any given moment I have between 10 and thirty or so babies I am helping with throughout North America. It's no exaggeration to say I have 10,000 x-rays on my phone and I'm constantly getting updates on these kids from the doctors. It is pure adrenaline for me because it's like working at the bedside at twenty-five or so different places. It's heaven and I absolutely love it. I would get in so much trouble if my co-workers knew because I'm not getting paid for this and these are not my customers. I'm just doing it because I enjoy it and the doctors want my help.

I assumed it was like Words With Friends and I only know that term because about 10 years ago someone asked me to play that with them and I said no. I have no idea what Wordle is and now that you challenged me I can promise you I won't look it up. I am a very peculiar man.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I did not respond to your question for two reasons.

1. I still cannot believe you have never Wordled.

2. It was lunchtime. And there was pie.

It was my lunch time and there was Pie as well. Pulmonary interstitial emphysema. It's not as tasty I assume.