The longest thread ever

[YmoBeThere]

That doesn't always work either. If you're really far east within your time zone, it still gets dark at ungodly hours in the winter months.

This...

Moving south works for winter. Days are longer in the summer in the north. "Snow birds" have it right in my opinion. And the closer I get to being that age, the more that resonates with me.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Who are these people working only 8 hours a day of which you speak?

I was wondering who those saps were working 8 hours a day.

[ClemmonsDevil]

This...

Moving south works for winter. Days are longer in the summer in the north. "Snow birds" have it right in my opinion. And the closer I get to being that age, the more that resonates with me.

We are 1 election from me being in Canada.

[wilson]

...Moving south works for winter. Days are longer in the summer in the north. "Snow birds" have it right in my opinion. And the closer I get to being that age, the more that resonates with me.

I experienced this on a summer trip a few years ago. We spent a couple of days in UP Michigan, far to the west in the Porcupine Mountains. That far north and west, but still in the Eastern time zone, the sun set on us well after midnight. You hear about that sort of thing in, like, Alaska or Norway or something, but I hadn't expected it in Michigan.

[bundabergdevil]

Medical examiner has apparently been called in, though, so maybe it's not an act to throw officials off the trail. But who knows?!?

At least one outlet reporting human remains have been found.

[bundabergdevil]

We are 1 election from me being in Canada.

I for one welcome our new syrupy overlords.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I for one welcome our new syrupy overlords.

Nice reference!

[Phredd3]

I absolutely know what a douchecanoe I am!

So much for the alarm puns...

I worried about that post when I wrote it.

[ClemmonsDevil]

So much for the alarm puns...

I worried about that post when I wrote it.

Anytime I get to ruin a pun situation I am taking it. I freaking hate when those take off. I leave for a few hours hoping they ran their course.

[Phredd3]

Anytime I get to ruin a pun situation I am taking it. I freaking hate when those take off. I leave for a few hours hoping they ran their course.

I'll keep that in mind. I'm a frequent contributor, as you know. I will do my best to resist temptation where your posts are concerned. Though I don't guarantee that my attempts will always be successful. I love puns.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I'll keep that in mind. I'm a frequent contributor, as you know. I will do my best to resist temptation where your posts are concerned. Though I don't guarantee that my attempts will always be successful. I love puns.

Please do as you wish. Opk and Bundabergdevil are Chief among the pun makers. I love those two dudes. I just hate puns. I also don't eat carbs. And I push old ladies down when they're trying to cross the street.

[bundabergdevil]

At least one outlet reporting human remains have been found.

FBI update at 4.

[ClemmonsDevil]

FBI update at 4.

About our pun impasse!?!?!?

[DukieInKansas]

Ok, then there is no way to come home from work during daylight hours unless you switch the working hours. That's a better solution, if you ask me. Free ourselves from the antiquated 9-5 mentality! Of course, in somewhere like Boston which is even further east in the time zone than Greenville, even with the switch back to EST, we have 9 hours of daylight (sunrise is 7:10am this year on the Winter Solstice, sunset is 4:15pm), so, squeezing in an 8 hour day without at least some commuting time in the dark is difficult. We need to advocate away from the 8 hour work day! When the days are shorter, so is the amount of time one spends at work. Or you work from home. Or you pick your poison. For those who hate going to work in the dark (me), you come in later and leave later. For those who hate going from work in the dark, you come in earlier and leave earlier. The only way to avoid commuting in the dark in the winter in Boston is to live within walking distance from work or have a less than 30 minute drive and work from 7:30 - 3:30.

I'm working toward this - starting to think about, at least, partial retirement.

[DukieInKansas]

We are 1 election from me being in Canada.

Is the election a vote to send you north or some other kind of election?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Is the election a vote to send you north or some other kind of election?

Ha! That has international incident written all over it.

[bundabergdevil]

About our pun impasse!?!?!?

Well, golly gee-man, that had me going!

[ClemmonsDevil]

Well, golly gee-man, that had me going!

See you guys later.

[bundabergdevil]

See you guys later.

Oh, Comey on! It wasn’t that bad!

[aimo]

Is the election a vote to send you north or some other kind of election?

Ha! That has international incident written all over it.

I was trying to come up with the best way to say the same thing. Thank you.