Took a new job as the head of Old MacDonald's Farm. I'm the CIEIO.
You guys need to go to bed earlier.
Question for the day:
Since the plural of "minuteman" is "minutemen", shouldn't the plural of "Minute Maid" be "Minute Mead"?
12:30 down here in GA, believe it or not, because of course one could never possibly make it from church to the imbibing establishment in under half an hour.
We were the last state in the union to have blanket blue laws irrespective of locality, and then the first Sunday we could legally buy was, I kid you not, New Year's Day...the one day when people don't want to buy. I did so anyway, just on principle.
When I moved to Georgia, my first available day to grocery shop, including beer, was a Sunday. Took my cart to checkout and was informed that alcohol sales were prohibited on Sunday.
My next available day was a Tuesday. Unfortunately for me there was a local runoff election. No beer sales.
The next available day was a Saturday. Walked the aisles of a grocery store, and couldn’t find beer or wine. At checkout, the cashier said that the sale of alcohol was against the owner’s religious beliefs.
On Sunday, I went to a sporting goods store to buy some fishing gear. While there I stopped be the firearms section. I asked the guy behind the counter what the requirements were in Georgia to buy a handgun. He looked surprised at the question, and stated that you needed one of two things: 1) money, or 2) a credit card.
I then hatched my plan of buying a handgun and robbing a grocery store of a 6 pack of Coors.