Well, that is disappointing.
...anyway, my joke was in reference to this, the funniest scene from The Dirty Dozen:
Yesterday, I made like 2 gallons of marinara from scratch.
Today, I will be preparing an obscene quantity of lasagna: one for friends who just had a baby, one for a dear colleague who's having surgery later this week, and one (in the specially procured extra-deep casserole dish) for me.
I am very much in the camp that the reason the Ewoks had a dress to give to Leia because they had killed and eaten its previous occupant.