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  1. 04-08-2020, 07:57 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Actually it left me (y)awning.
    Are you saying you are (re)tractable?
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  2. 04-08-2020, 08:00 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Are you saying you are (re)tractable?
    It puts me in a trance(om).
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    It puts me in a trance(om).
    (Head in hands) Oy Bay!
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  4. 04-08-2020, 08:19 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    It puts me in a trance(om).
    Now aren't we getting a bit sashy!


    I picture this going downhill from here.
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  5. 04-08-2020, 08:26 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Now aren't we getting a bit sashy!


    I picture this going downhill from here.
    It certainly is sliding that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    It certainly is sliding that way.
    A storm's a comin' ?
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  7. 04-08-2020, 08:28 PM #27
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    I logged in tonight to see that I started a thread that I didn't actually start.

    That's shuttering!
    Q "Why do you like Duke, you didn't even go there." A "Because my art school didn't have a basketball team."
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  8. 04-08-2020, 08:29 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    I logged in tonight to see that I started a thread that I didn't actually start.

    That's shuttering!
    That’s power. (windows)
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  9. 04-08-2020, 08:31 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    I logged in tonight to see that I started a thread that I didn't actually start.

    That's shuttering!
    Is refenestration required?
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  10. 04-08-2020, 08:33 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by BD80 View Post
    Is refenestration required?
    So, this exists:

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  11. 04-08-2020, 08:35 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    It panes me to think about where that could lead.
    CB&B - Thanks a mullion for starting these puns.
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  12. 04-08-2020, 08:36 PM #32
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    These puns need to be tempered. Otherwise they will leave you with a stained (gl)I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this..
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    It certainly is sliding that way.
    Shall we try it in French or Dutch? Door we do that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Shall we try it in French or Dutch? Door we do that?
    If we go Dutch, that means we split the cost. So, yeah.
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  15. 04-08-2020, 09:55 PM #35
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    with apologies to devildeac for recycling, this thread certainly has gotten silly.

    Some of the puns have cracked me up though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    I logged in tonight to see that I started a thread that I didn't actually start.

    That's shuttering!
    You raised the level of discussion and the rest of us have certainly lowered it.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cspan37421 View Post
    with apologies to devildeac for recycling, this thread certainly has gotten silly.

    Some of the puns have cracked me up though.
    Putty nice of you to apologize, but not necessary. Your usage did splinter the meaning/spelling/rhyming so I'm good.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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  18. 04-08-2020, 10:38 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    CB&B - Thanks a mullion for starting these puns.
    Big shout out to the mods for not drawing the curtains.

    I'm guessing this thread will lead a long healthy life.
    A sunny spot on DBR's sill.
    Q "Why do you like Duke, you didn't even go there." A "Because my art school didn't have a basketball team."
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  19. 04-08-2020, 10:49 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    Big shout out to the mods for not drawing the curtains.

    I'm guessing this thread will lead a long healthy life.
    A sunny spot on DBR's sill.
    Yep, thankfully they weren't blinded by the light.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred View Post
    Big shout out to the mods for not drawing the curtains.

    I'm guessing this thread will lead a long healthy life.
    A sunny spot on DBR's sill.


    I can’t think of any more window puns. I’m in a real jamb.
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