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Thread: A Magic Spell

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Atlanta, GA (Buckhead)

    A Magic Spell

    Sometimes we fans analyze and agonize too much without offering solutions. I, EarlJam, who briefly dated a witch last year (honestly - I found out when using her bathroom and passing by an alter and a ton of witchcraft books. It was the last date), offer up the following spell directed at the Duke team to break the current curse and lead us on to a National Championship:

    Rats and bats and things that fly;
    Earthly creatures and those up high;
    Their life, their spirit combines for power;
    To break this dreaded curse this hour.

    Lose once, lose twice but nevermore;
    Come April we stand on varnished floor;
    Behold the witches hair and comb it;
    Prepare us for our shining moment.

    Greg, DeMarcus, Jon and Kyle;
    Strength to go the extra mile;
    Gerald, Taylor, Nolan, Lance;
    Will all be doing the April Dance.

    The gods say listen to what I say;
    Charm the minds of Johnny and K;
    Make this team like brothers banding;
    In April we'll be the last team standing.

    Hoogle Doogle! Shizzle Wizzle!

    Hocus Pocus!

    Braettner Laettner!

    SHAZZAM!


    It is done.

    -EarlJam the Warlock

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Arlington, VA

    Whew!

    Thanks, Earljam. All is right now, I can feel it.

  3. #3
    Awesome, EJ. Awesome.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Raleigh
    I think you accidentally just transformed my schnitzel into a schnitzel

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Meeting with Marie Laveau

    Now that's what I'm talking about

    Quote Originally Posted by EarlJam View Post
    Sometimes we fans analyze and agonize too much without offering solutions. I, EarlJam, who briefly dated a witch last year (honestly - I found out when using her bathroom and passing by an alter and a ton of witchcraft books. It was the last date), offer up the following spell directed at the Duke team to break the current curse and lead us on to a National Championship:

    Rats and bats and things that fly;
    Earthly creatures and those up high;
    Their life, their spirit combines for power;
    To break this dreaded curse this hour.

    Lose once, lose twice but nevermore;
    Come April we stand on varnished floor;
    Behold the witches hair and comb it;
    Prepare us for our shining moment.

    Greg, DeMarcus, Jon and Kyle;
    Strength to go the extra mile;
    Gerald, Taylor, Nolan, Lance;
    Will all be doing the April Dance.

    The gods say listen to what I say;
    Charm the minds of Johnny and K;
    Make this team like brothers banding;
    In April we'll be the last team standing.

    Hoogle Doogle! Shizzle Wizzle!

    Hocus Pocus!

    Braettner Laettner!

    SHAZZAM!


    It is done.

    -EarlJam the Warlock
    This is good work! It's just what our playbook needs!

  6. #6


    I CAN CAST A SPELL!!!!!

  7. #7
    Kudos on your spell, man!

    May I chime in with more verses to further boost our magic mojo:

    Double, double, toil and trouble,
    Let Devils run, Roy will tumble;

    In the caldron, K will bake,
    A champion of certain fate;

    Markieís free throws, all will fall,
    And Taylorís shot, from down the hall;

    G will rise, from the 3-pt line,
    And throw it down, a jam sublime;

    With stoic face, Jon will score,
    Nolanís knee, shall hurt no more;

    Greg no longer, slow of foot,
    And Dave from 3, will learn to shoot;

    Lance with strength, will dominate,
    And Z the officials, captivate;

    Kyle will fly, on devilsí wings,
    And foes will feel, Cameronís sting!

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Inman, SC & Fort Myers, FL
    Gee guys, I feel better already!!! Glad I purchased Mega March Madness.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    New Bern, NC unless it's a home football game then I'm grilling on Devil's Alley

    Braettner Laettner!

    There is no way this spell can fail with Braettner Laettner!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Emerald Isle, NC

    Awesome!

    Excellent work little bro!

  11. #11
    i love a good spell.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Watching carolina Go To HELL!

    The Spell

    Fabulous post, EJ!

    But the best "spell" is
    G T H C!
    Ozzie, your paradigm of optimism!

    Go To Hell carolina, Go To Hell!
    9F 9F 9F
    http://www.EGLEW.com


  13. #13
    Good to see EJ back in full form.

  14. #14
    Perfect!

  15. #15
    Awesome spell.

    If you have two brothers, then are you the Charmed ones?

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