I have received my 10th spork.
One more and I reach enlightenment.
I enjoy a good holiday.
The Fourth of July features less restrictive, less itchy clothing.
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
Masters' Week is a holiday here. Whole week, first full week in April. Good weather, no pressure, stay or go.
“Bob says run! Bob says run! Bob says run!”
{good pick-up after handoff}
“Bob was right! Bob was right! Bob was right!”
Thanksgiving works for me and here in South Central Texas you still have a decent chance of shorts weather that time of year.
Pick a favorite holiday? You might as well ask me to pick a favorite kid.
Instead, I'll tell you my least favorite. New Year's Eve - all that pressure to go out, have fun, and pretend that midnight is a big deal.
I'm not a fan of Columbus Day.
I have a running game where 4-5 of us try and guess the non-farm payrolls number every month. Only once in the last years has someone gotten within 1% of the monthly number.
Actually was just having the holiday conversation with a group of friends.
For me it's:
Fourth of July
Thanksgiving
Christmas
Halloween
NYE
Easter
This ranking assumes that you don't count the Thursday and Friday of March Madness a holiday of course.
Only four days til we trade political ads for Christmas add.
A trade I will gladly make, as they are mildly less suicide inducing.