I have received my 10th spork.
One more and I reach enlightenment.
I enjoy a good holiday.
The Fourth of July features less restrictive, less itchy clothing.
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
Masters' Week is a holiday here. Whole week, first full week in April. Good weather, no pressure, stay or go.
Birds aren’t real. Do your own research!
Thanksgiving works for me and here in South Central Texas you still have a decent chance of shorts weather that time of year.
Pick a favorite holiday? You might as well ask me to pick a favorite kid.
Instead, I'll tell you my least favorite. New Year's Eve - all that pressure to go out, have fun, and pretend that midnight is a big deal.
I'm not a fan of Columbus Day.
I have a running game where 4-5 of us try and guess the non-farm payrolls number every month. Only once in the last years has someone gotten within 1% of the monthly number.
Actually was just having the holiday conversation with a group of friends.
For me it's:
Fourth of July
Thanksgiving
Christmas
Halloween
NYE
Easter
This ranking assumes that you don't count the Thursday and Friday of March Madness a holiday of course.
Only four days til we trade political ads for Christmas add.
A trade I will gladly make, as they are mildly less suicide inducing.