The longest thread ever

[mattman91]

I have received my 10th spork.

One more and I reach enlightenment.

[OldPhiKap]

I have received my 10th spork.

One more and I reach enlightenment.

If dd tells you there is an initiation ceremony, don't go. You were warned, stay woke.

[devildeac]

If dd tells you there is an initiation ceremony, don't go. You were warned, stay woke.

It involves beer...

[mattman91]

If dd tells you there is an initiation ceremony, don't go. You were warned, stay woke.

It involves beer...

I was just about to ask if it involves beer.

Could be worth it...DD has great taste.

[devildeac]

I was just about to ask if it involves beer.

Could be worth it...DD has great taste.

And less filling, too.

Whoops...

[OldPhiKap]

And less filling, too.

Whoops...

Hey -- you're Boog Powell!

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

I have received my 10th spork.

One more and I reach enlightenment.

Hang in there!

[-jk]

I have received my 10th spork.

One more and I reach enlightenment.

I think getting an eleventh gives you a month-long sabbatical to reflect on the honor.

-jk

[devildeac]

I think getting an eleventh gives you a month-long sabbatical to reflect on the honor.

-jk

Sabbatical or the infamous/dreaded "on holiday?"

[YmoBeThere]

I enjoy a good holiday.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

I enjoy a good holiday.

What's your favorite? Mine is Thanksgiving... gather with friends and family and be thankful for what you have...

[weezie]

The Fourth of July features less restrictive, less itchy clothing.

[OldPhiKap]

Masters' Week is a holiday here. Whole week, first full week in April. Good weather, no pressure, stay or go.

[YmoBeThere]

Thanksgiving works for me and here in South Central Texas you still have a decent chance of shorts weather that time of year.

[Bostondevil]

Pick a favorite holiday? You might as well ask me to pick a favorite kid.

Instead, I'll tell you my least favorite. New Year's Eve - all that pressure to go out, have fun, and pretend that midnight is a big deal.

[YmoBeThere]

I'm not a fan of Columbus Day.

[devildeac]

I'm not a fan of Columbus Day.

Well, where our son and his wife live, every day is Columbus Day...

[YmoBeThere]

I have a running game where 4-5 of us try and guess the non-farm payrolls number every month. Only once in the last years has someone gotten within 1% of the monthly number.

[luburch]

Actually was just having the holiday conversation with a group of friends.

For me it's:
Fourth of July
Thanksgiving
Christmas
Halloween
NYE
Easter

This ranking assumes that you don't count the Thursday and Friday of March Madness a holiday of course.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Only four days til we trade political ads for Christmas add.

A trade I will gladly make, as they are mildly less suicide inducing.