
Originally Posted by
mattman91
mayonnaise.
If you like that stuff, we can't be friends.
Funny story, at a friends wedding reception, someone asked him how he knew he found the right woman. His response, "she hates mayonnaise".
They are now separated.
To be fair, I think you need to differentiate mayonnaise as a condiment (rarely good IMO) versus mayonnaise as an ingredient (where it certainly has a place amongst the cooking arsenal).
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