The longest thread ever

[OldPhiKap]

I have been posting in that other thread. Probably more posts in the last 24 hours than in all the prior days.

OPK gave me food for thought in that thread. I must know research the candidates stance on potatoes and gravy to aid in my decision making process.

I'm having a similar problem.

Trump is all "our potatoes must be baked again! They are good potatoes. Great potatoes! Only from Idaho! We will make our baked potatoes great again!!!"

Hillary is all "I like potatoes the way you do. And I brought my own hot sauce in my purse."

Gary Johnson is all "I don't think it's the role of the government to dictate potato preparation. But when I get the munchies, Lay's Wavy chips are killer."

Jill Stein believes in cooking potatoes by solar power, otherwise raw.

[DukieInKansas]

I'm having a similar problem.

Trump is all "our potatoes must be baked again! They are good potatoes. Great potatoes! Only from Idaho! We will make our baked potatoes great again!!!"

Hillary is all "I like potatoes the way you do. And I brought my own hot sauce in my purse."

Gary Johnson is all "I don't think it's the role of the government to dictate potato preparation. But when I get the munchies, Lay's Wavy chips are killer."

Jill Stein believes in cooking potatoes by solar power, otherwise raw.

Well, the last one takes her out of the running. Even with gravy, that would not be my first choice for potato preparation and eating.

[YmoBeThere]

Potatoes are merely a ketchup delivery tool...

[DukieInKansas]

Potatoes are merely a ketchup delivery tool...

When fried, yes, they are.

[OldPhiKap]

Potatoes are merely a ketchup delivery tool...

Blasphemy!

[Bostondevil]

I don't really like ketchup. I rarely eat it.

[YmoBeThere]

No worries, I'll eat your share...

[OldPhiKap]

No worries, I'll eat your share...

I don't trust a condiment that is spelled two different ways.

[YmoBeThere]

I don't trust a condiment that is spelled two different ways.

2 spellings, 1 great taste.

[OldPhiKap]

2 spellings, 1 great taste.

It's shady. Just sayin'

[OldPhiKap]

Steak and stake, two different things.
Lime and Lyme, two different things.
Bread and bred, two different things.

Ketchup and catsup, the same thing? I don't think so.

Shady, shady, shady.

[OldPhiKap]

Shady.

[Bostondevil]

A rose by any other name . . .

[YmoBeThere]

Maybe I should go to a fast food restaurant and drink straight from the ketchup spigot?

[YmoBeThere]

Maybe I should go to a fast food restaurant and drink straight from the ketchup spigot?

And then take some catsup packets to go...

[YmoBeThere]

By the way, I love mustards also.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

By the way, I love mustards also.

Ooh, mustards are fun. Spicy, brown, yellow... each has their role in the universe.

[mattman91]

Ooh, mustards are fun. Spicy, brown, yellow... each has their role in the universe.

Lusty Monk Mustard is the shiznit.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Lusty Monk Mustard is the shiznit.

Precisely my thoughts.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Hey, to win this war against the "others," we need to start some sort of game here. Any ideas?