Congratulations, Wilson!
Congratulations, Wilson!
Moving sucks.
Carry on...
Grumpy old man, get off my lawn, the world is going to hell in a hand basket alert.
WTFF is wrong with kids today?
I leave my car in the church parking lot to walk to my son's school for an event (school had lousy parking, another gripe for another time)
When I come back, there is a pink sweatshirt and cup of coffee on the trunk of my car and a young man and woman (ostensibly flirting) in between my car and the next.
The young man says to his friend "uh, I think you need to move your stuff".
I'll admit I'm funny about my car, I'm even funnier about (lack of) respect.
As I pull out of the parking lot, there are six kids on the other side of the train tracks throwing fist sized rocks over the tracks and onto the street. They run and hide as my car approaches.
I definitely did dumb stuff when I was younger.
I always knew better than to put my stuff on someone else's car, or throw big dangerous objects into the street.
Lucky for me I just fumed and ranted all the way home.
Both the kids and the local gestapo would have been less than pleased with me if I had blown up at the two flirty kids and then attempted to force those knuckleheads to pick up all the rocks off the road in the dark.
Rant over, I feel (somewhat) better.
There, there, feel better now fuse. Whadda gonna do. The little dolts throwing rocks at cars are criminals. But you kept your cool and that's what counts.
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
Last edited by devildeac; 05-07-2016 at 08:52 AM.
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
matty, wrap those Zima six-packs carefully. That's our special championship drink, remember!
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
Recently I exited a local deli at lunch time to find an (alleged) adult, a grown man, a man appearing to be older than I am, leaning against the front of my car having already placed his personal belongings (lunch leftovers or whatever he purchased inside, briefcase, and a newspaper) on the hood.
As I'm clicking my fob to unlock it, which he would've heard if he hadn't been on his phone, the lights flash twice indicating it's unlocked. He missed that part, too. I open the car door, at which point the adult-age man (freaking man-child) looks at me as if I'M DISTURBING HIM. Look, Mr. Dirtbag, grow up and get some manners. I managed to say "excuse me" in a not too snarky voice, and he ever so slooooooowly removed himself and his belongings from my car. Sorry to impose on you, Mr. Dirtbag, by returning to work.
What a turd.
Wiiiiilllllllsoooooonnnnnn, we need deets on the new gig. Pleez.