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[weezie]

Aaargh...I just realized that Lent starts the same day as the holes game in Durham. What to do, what to do since I abstain from the beers
and such????

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Aaargh...I just realized that Lent starts the same day as the holes game in Durham. What to do, what to do since I abstain from the beers
and such????

That's simple: choose to abstain from profanity/honor the (pesky) seventh commandment, while humbly praising the sky being carolina blue so we don't have to step in it:

"Go to Heck!, Carolina, Go to Heck!"

-jk

[OldPhiKap]

I'm giving up my New Year's resolutions for Lent.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

That's simple: choose to abstain from profanity/honor the (pesky) seventh commandment, while humbly praising the sky being carolina blue so we don't have to step in it:

-jk

That's my original line! As posted here many, many years ago. Thanks for remembering it!

Why is the sky carolina blue? So the rest of us don't have to step in it!

it's the only original joke I can claim authorship to. But it's a good one!

[weezie]

That's simple: choose to abstain from profanity/honor the (pesky) seventh commandment, while humbly praising the sky being carolina blue so we don't have to step in it:

"Go to Heck!, Carolina, Go to Heck!"

-jk

I think you are on to something here. Refrain from using questionable language, eh?? Funny how I've never thought of that one (for real!!)

Thank you, oh great Moderator/Founding Father person!

[Turk]

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Young Turks are all grumpy we're only getting an inch or two of snow at a time - no snow days at all. Temps stuck below freezing here in Philly burbs. Doesn't stop 8th grade boys from going to school in shorts. Half their class does that. I don't get it.

Weezie, I think I'm going to take the pledge for Lent, so you get special Turk dispensation to indulge all your vices against the Holes. I've got your back; I will abstain twice as much for both of us.

[sue71, esq]

Hello.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

This is the 15,000th post in the thread!

Today, 10:50 AM #15000

[OZZIE4DUKE]

This is the 15,000th reply in the thread!

[Jarhead]

I was waiting for the opportunity, but missed it.. The guy who is working on my irrigation system showed up, so I am 15,001, the start of the next 15,000.

Dang, I missed it, I'm 15,002.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I was waiting for the opportunity, but missed it.. The guy who is working on my irrigation system showed up, so I am 15,001, the start of the next 15,000.

Jarhead, I was actually wrong with my first post, that was the 15,000 post and 14,999th reply

• Replies: 14,999
• Views: 545,210

I have since edited the first post, which you quote in its original form, and then posted the 15,000th reply just after it, just before you posted your 15,001st reply

[OldPhiKap]

Jarhead, I was actually wrong with my first post, that was the 15,000 post and 14,999th reply

I have since edited the first post, which you quote in its original form, and then posted the 15,000th reply just after it, just before you posted your 15,001st reply

Who wants to give a quick recap?

[sue71, esq]

Who wants to give a quick recap?

Sounds like some of my cases for school.

[DukieInKansas]

Who wants to give a quick recap?

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[Jarhead]

Who wants to give a quick recap?

Okay, we're now up to 15,007, I think. How we got there is unclear.

[OldPhiKap]

Okay, we're now up to 15,007, I think. How we got there is unclear.

That is a side effect of hanging out on the "Ymm, beer" thread too long.

[devildeac]

That is a side effect of hanging out on the "Ymm, beer" thread too long.

One can never hang out on the "Ymm, beer thread too long.

[OldPhiKap]

One can never hang out on the "Ymm, beer thread too long.

Depends on whether you have a designated poster or not.

[weezie]

And the snacks. I need a meal, not just beer snacks.

[weezie]

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