The longest thread ever

[Jarhead]

Stop it now! Just stop it! It's no longer punny.

[OldPhiKap]

I sent ten of the puns in this thread to my friends and colleagues, hoping that one would make them laugh.


Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[devildeac]

I was going with the leg theme. Pie must have been out of my gourd. I guess I really succotash at punning.

You oughtta just wing it then.

[DukieInKansas]

Happy Thursday!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I'm having crazietalk withdrawal tonight. Can't access. Server must be down. Ahhhggggg!

[DukieInKansas]

I'm having crazietalk withdrawal tonight. Can't access. Server must be down. Ahhhggggg!

It's baaaaack!

[Turk]

"No more rhymes, I mean it!!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!"

[DukieInKansas]

Howdy, Turk. Long time no post.

A little birdie, not to be confused with a little gobbler, told me it is your birthday. I hope you have a fantastic day!

[OldPhiKap]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!"

You keep using that word. I do not believe it means what you think it means.

[Bostondevil]

Do you think I should put 'Started the Longest Thread Ever on the the Duke Basketball Report message board' on my resume?

[DukieInKansas]

Do you think I should put 'Started the Longest Thread Ever on the the Duke Basketball Report message board' on my resume?

Yes - and in bold letters!

[kmspeaks]

in bold DUKE BLUE letters

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Do you think I should put 'Started the Longest Thread Ever on the the Duke Basketball Report message board' on my resume?

BD, are you job hunting?

[Bostondevil]

BD, are you job hunting?

No. But I figured somebody would ask. I am asked as a playwright to provide a resume from time to time.

[CameronBlue]

No. But I figured somebody would ask. I am asked as a playwright to provide a resume from time to time.

I put "Time Magazine's 2006 Man of the Year" on mine.

non-sequitor: My wife was looking for rocking chairs to match the period furniture in a sitting room we have. Among the thousands of images that a google search on "antique rockers" turned up was a grainy black and white photograph of Keith Richards.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I put "Time Magazine's 2006 Man of the Year" on mine.

non-sequitor: My wife was looking for rocking chairs to match the period furniture in a sitting room we have. Among the thousands of images that a google search on "antique rockers" turned up was a grainy black and white photograph of Keith Richards.

A classic, in more than one way!

[DukieInKansas]

Found this on page 2. It wants to come to page 1 to wish the originator of the thread a very happy birthday.

Happy birthday, BostonDevil. May it be filled with joy and wonder and lots of cake.

[Bostondevil]

Thanks DinK, I was just about to give it my own birthday bump.

Taking my boys out to dinner tonight sans hubby, as he's in California. Don't worry, I went shoe shopping over the weekend to make up for him missing my birthday.

[DukieInKansas]

Thanks DinK, I was just about to give it my own birthday bump.

Taking my boys out to dinner tonight sans hubby, as he's in California. Don't worry, I went shoe shopping over the weekend to make up for him missing my birthday.

I love shoes. I hope you found some great ones.

[DukieInKansas]

Went to a client event all afternoon. A great way to spend a Friday afternoon. I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend.