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[CameronBlue]

Anyone else ever tried covering themselves in Vaseline and wiggling around on the floor like a slug?

Once, when I learned that slugs were hermaphroditic and I wanted to explore my feminine side. It wasn’t as satisfying as I thought. My wife said “Tell me about it”

[ClemmonsDevil]

Once, when I learned that slugs were hermaphroditic and I wanted to explore my feminine side. It wasn’t as satisfying as I thought. My wife said “Tell me about it”

You're not sharing the entire story here. It's the fact that you kept yelling: "Eat slugs, Malfoy!" that was the real problem here.

[OldPhiKap]

Man, I wish I could spork this.

Oddly enough, that too was uttered several times during the week.

[bundabergdevil]

Once, when I learned that slugs were hermaphroditic and I wanted to explore my feminine side. It wasn’t as satisfying as I thought. My wife said “Tell me about it”

Hah hah. I like your style.

[grad_devil]

Hah hah. I like your style.

This phrase,however, was never heard at OPK's honeymoon.

[CameronBlue]

You're not sharing the entire story here. It's the fact that you kept yelling: "Eat slugs, Malfoy!" that was the real problem here.

Not as much magic in that wand as I had thought, it’s a Muggle’s life.

[YmoBeThere]

Always fun to see your employer making headlines.

[YmoBeThere]

Hmmm, so how did last year go?

[PackMan97]

The train wreck continues and it's getting even more "wrecky".

[Kdogg]

What was Einstein‘s definition of insanity again?

[PackMan97]

What was Einstein‘s definition of insanity again?

I'm partial to Emerson's, "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

[OldPhiKap]

I’ve got a good feeling about the next one though….

[OldPhiKap]

Come to Daddy
On an inside straight
Well,I’ve got no chance of losing
This time.

[OldPhiKap]

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes

[YmoBeThere]

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes

Just not yet? Hard to keep track.

[PackMan97]

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes

Case in point...Duke vs NC State.

[YmoBeThere]

Case in point...Duke vs NC State.

Ouch, too soon! But I guess that doesn't apply here.

[bundabergdevil]

Just not yet? Hard to keep track.

Seriously. Quite a spectacle. Hope he doesn’t get his pride hurt easily.

[bundabergdevil]

I made a Pearl Jam reference in a room full of young 30s and late 20s. No one got it. Made me feel old. Didn’t know who Eddie Vedder was.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I made a Pearl Jam reference in a room full of young 30s and late 20s. No one got it. Made me feel old. Didn’t know who Eddie Vedder was.

They can go to hell.