The longest thread ever

[ClemmonsDevil]

Where is Clem with a good fart joke?

Thanks Aimo. I know you have always thought of me as a pretty fart smeller.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Thanks Aimo. I know you have always thought of me as a pretty fart smeller.

Er. Smart feller.

[camion]

Thanks Aimo. I know you have always thought of me as a pretty fart smeller.

I, for one, never really thought of you as pretty.

[OldPhiKap]

Beauty is only skin deep, but internal organs aren’t that attractive either.

I mean, unless you’re in to that kind of thing.

[DukieInKansas]

Beauty is only skin deep, but internal organs aren’t that attractive either.

But extremely useful and helpful. Which can be more important than good looks.

[OldPhiKap]

But extremely useful.

“Internal organs — don’t leave home without them.”

[bundabergdevil]

But extremely useful and helpful. Which can be more important than good looks.

Occasionally. Maybe.

[PackMan97]

“Internal organs — don’t leave home without them.”

Guts! It takes guts!

[bundabergdevil]

Losing 6 straight is tough on anyone.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Losing 6 straight is tough on anyone.

It's absolutely crazy. And by "it's" I mean farts of course.

[bundabergdevil]

It's absolutely crazy. And by "it's" I mean farts of course.

Farts. Never trust 'em.

[YmoBeThere]

Hey, what's everyone doing tonight?

[PackMan97]

Hey, what's everyone doing tonight?

Trying to get work done tonight since I was almost puking my guts out this morning.

Also questioning reality.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Hey, what's everyone doing tonight?

Watching Duke. Can't stay in front of State.

[YmoBeThere]

I think I'll just wash my hair.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I don't mind losing at all. I want to compete. Probably can't come back, but want to see Duke punch State back a little. Also congrats PackMan97.

[bundabergdevil]

Anyone else ever tried covering themselves in Vaseline and wiggling around on the floor like a slug?

[OldPhiKap]

Anyone else ever tried covering themselves in Vaseline and wiggling around on the floor like a slug?

Besides my honeymoon? No.

[aimo]

My nephew is a junior at State, but like me at Wake, is still a Duke fan. He actually scored tickets for tonight's game, bless his heart. I am betting he either left early or was screaming inside his head.

Christmas Day at my house, he suddenly appeared in front of me wearing my "new" hat, wanting to know how I scored one. I think he wanted me to give it to him. Not a chance! Not like he could wear it on campus, anyway.

[bundabergdevil]

Besides my honeymoon? No.

Man, I wish I could spork this.