Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
That John Denver is full of sheet, man.
As I was heroically mowing the lawn today (no riding mower, not now, not ever) my wife took Holly the dog for a long walk, and upon arriving back on our dirt road, she heard a noise and saw a black bear retreating up a driveway near "ours" (which happens to be French for "bear" by the way) so she waited for it to disappear, then moved forward only to hear a bleating on her left where two teddy bear sized cubs were on their hind legs wailing for mom. A hasty retreat was beaten, the cubs reunited with mom, Mrs Womble got a ride home with a neighbor (whereupon a doe and nursing fawn popped onto the lawn for the third time this week)...
Quite a few people in our area are keeping chickens these days, and they are a surefire lure for hungry bears...
My surprise guest really delivered a twist!