The longest thread ever

[aimo]

I go about every 10 days or so because Walmart is the only place which carries Macs brand pork cracklins and bbq pork skins. I would stop eating them, but my mama didn't raise no quitter.

Seriously? Every 10 days to restock. I think you need an intervention.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Seriously? Every 10 days to restock. I think you need an intervention.

Ok Judgy McJudgeface

[bundabergdevil]

Ok Judgy McJudgeface

That’s my boar’s name!

[aimo]

Ok Judgy McJudgeface

Thinking about calling you Porky!

[ClemmonsDevil]

Thinking about calling you Porky!

You've called me worse. Today.

[bundabergdevil]

I’m disappointed nobody is impressed I have a pet boar.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I’m disappointed nobody is impressed I have a pet boar.

We read it on your bio.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I’m disappointed nobody is impressed I have a pet boar.

Now if it had been a Boer...

[bundabergdevil]

Now if it had been a Boer...

Huguenot believe it but I just made a boer pun.

[YmoBeThere]

Sigh...

[bundabergdevil]

Sigh...

Geez. Sorry, to boar you.

[YmoBeThere]

Geez. Sorry, to boar you.

You reap what you sow?

[bundabergdevil]

You reap what you sow?

I could go for some thick bacon.

[bundabergdevil]

Never use a cymbal to play tennis, it makes a terrible racket.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Never use a cymbal to play tennis, it makes a terrible racket.

S&P supports this joke in this connotation.

[aimo]

S&P supports this joke in this connotation.

I think that will be a new frequently used quote on DBR.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I think that will be a new frequently used quote on DBR.

As it should be. If I had that job I would have "I'm sorry for even typing this sentence, but..." to preface every single revision request. And then I would privately approach every producer/director and personally apologize that I chose this job. But I was forced into it because of choices I made in my education. Further, I am filled with regret for having made those choices, but I'm in this unhappy rut of a career and feel powerless to escape.

[bundabergdevil]

As it should be. If I had that job I would have "I'm sorry for even typing this sentence, but..." to preface every single revision request. And then I would privately approach every producer/director and personally apologize that I chose this job. But I was forced into it because of choices I made in my education. Further, I am filled with regret for having made those choices, but I'm in this unhappy rut of a career and feel powerless to escape.

Kind of seems like a fun job to me.

I’d much rather argue about the various connotations of “chub pup” than some of the crap I do now.

[bundabergdevil]

What sort of monster starts grocery shopping in dairy?

[ClemmonsDevil]

What sort of monster starts grocery shopping in dairy?

Starts in dairy?!?! That is a person who has doubtlessly given up on society. A true nihilist. So I am guessing a lawyer?