I did some WORK in the claw machine at my favorite bar this evening.
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I feel really good about myself this morning. Last night I was out exercising and I saw this kid crying. I asked him what was wrong and he told me that his parents had given him $400 to go get a birthday gift for a sister and he has lost it. I really felt bad for him. So I gave him $20 of this $400 I had found outside a few minutes before. I'm a good person.
I am blissfully ignorant of this reference. I know it’s not Shakespeare, Homer perhaps, maybe Lord of the rings or god forbid World of Warcraft? Doesn’t sound like Stephen King but I slept through the middle 500 pages of the unabridged version of The Stand. Still He prefers monikers like “Mallet Head” or “TraiLer Rash”. I sense a very high geek quotient here.
Oh porn, Got it. Walk of shame OK that makes sense.