The longest thread ever

[bundabergdevil]

keep in mind you don't eat it, you move it around between your teeth!

I see. I have some life choices to reconsider while I pull floss out of my butt.

[Phredd3]

I see. I have some life choices to reconsider while I pull floss out of my butt.

What's to reconsider? I mean, such a clean derriere...

[bundabergdevil]

What's to reconsider? I mean, such a clean derriere...

I don’t think that’s the cavity 9 out of 10 dentists had in mind!

[TruBlu]

Spending a day outside doing yard work. I have eliminated 8 carpenter bees with a fly swatter. My tennis skills are paying off. My forehand is ahead of my backhand 7-1.

[bundabergdevil]

Spending a day outside doing yard work. I have eliminated 8 carpenter bees with a fly swatter. My tennis skills are paying off. My forehand is ahead of my backhand 7-1.

Yeessssss. Rain death upon those miserable blimps!!!

[aimo]

Spending a day outside doing yard work. I have eliminated 8 carpenter bees with a fly swatter. My tennis skills are paying off. My forehand is ahead of my backhand 7-1.

Yeessssss. Rain death upon those miserable blimps!!!

I hate them, too, but, alas! they are pollinators. And we are losing more and more every day. I had to kill some last year and I hated doing it.

[TruBlu]

I’m giving up reading the sayings on the inside of Dove chocolate candy. Mine today said:
“Today could be your day!”

That could be taken two very different ways. At my age, I’m not taking chances.

[TruBlu]

I hate them, too, but, alas! they are pollinators. And we are losing more and more every day. I had to kill some last year and I hated doing it.

The only thing they could be pollinating around my house is pine trees and weeds. They are very proficient at chewing holes in my deck. So for me, the only good quality they posses is to maybe help my backhand.

[ClemmonsDevil]

The only thing they could be pollinating around my house is pine trees and weeds. They are very proficient at chewing holes in my deck. So for me, the only good quality they posses is to maybe help my backhand.

Which seems to need the work. We were all thinking you favor your forehand.

[bundabergdevil]

Which seems to need the work. We were all thinking you favor your forehand.

I was thinking he should just give up tennis all together

[TruBlu]

I was thinking he should just give up tennis all together

After reading my Dove candy wrapper, maybe I should just give up, period.

[ClemmonsDevil]

After reading my Dove candy wrapper, maybe I should just give up, period.

Hahaha! Gotcha. Can't win, don't try.

[bundabergdevil]

After reading my Dove candy wrapper, maybe I should just give up, period.

At least eat the dove bar first.


Chocolate not soap, right?

[TruBlu]

At least eat the dove bar first.


Chocolate not soap, right?

Yep, chocolate. Haven’t tasted soap since my mom heard me repeating some of dad’s navy verbiage.

[bundabergdevil]

Yep, chocolate. Haven’t tasted soap since my mom heard me repeating some of dad’s navy verbiage.

Yeah. I got the soap once. Blech.

[YmoBeThere]

Yeah. I got the soap once. Blech.

You opted for the switch after that?

[bundabergdevil]

You opted for the switch after that?

Self-flagellation.

[OldPhiKap]

Self-flagellation.

My mom said I’d go blind. I just did it enough to need glasses.

[ClemmonsDevil]

My mom said I’d go blind. I just did it enough to need glasses.

This joke never disappoints.

[OldPhiKap]

This joke never disappoints.

Joke?