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[aimo]

A manatee swam under my kayak the other day. Wife and I had a nice little moment with it before moving along.

Like, you tickled it?

I am pretty sure it would be illegal to tickle a manatee. Making it laugh might be considered impeding its natural behavior.

I LOVE manatees. But I get sad when I see one all scarred from boat propellers.

[bundabergdevil]

I am pretty sure it would be illegal to tickle a manatee. Making it laugh might be considered impeding its natural behavior.

I LOVE manatees. But I get sad when I see one all scarred from boat propellers.

Manatees have a tough lot.

[DukieInKansas]

A manatee swam under my kayak the other day. Wife and I had a nice little moment with it before moving along.

Kayaking with manatees is on my bucket list.

[bundabergdevil]

Kayaking with manatees is on my bucket list.

I’m prrreeeettttyyyy sure they can’t hold paddles, DinK.

[DukieInKansas]

I’m prrreeeettttyyyy sure they can’t hold paddles, DinK.

I'm willing to give them a free ride.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I’m prrreeeettttyyyy sure they can’t hold paddles, DinK.

Just wasn't willing to do that. Not to DinK.

[bundabergdevil]

I'm willing to give them a free ride.

You are among the most magnanimous posters on DBR so your kindness here does not surprise.

[YmoBeThere]

Do manatees like to roll around in the grass?

[bundabergdevil]

Do manatees like to roll around in the grass?

Yes, in fact, they do. It’s seagrass but they very much enjoy it.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Not a top 5 favorite city in Canada, but Ottawa is pretty at night and has good restaurants. I assume this is how I ended up dating some pretty ladies in college. It's the "Eh. I could do worse." of Canadian cities.

[bundabergdevil]

Not a top 5 favorite city in Canada, but Ottawa is pretty at night and has good restaurants. I assume this is how I ended up dating some pretty ladies in college. It's the "Eh. I could do worse." of Canadian cities.

Way to start the morning with a humble brag.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Way to start the morning with a humble brag.

I don't think being slightly better than going home alone is bragging. Humble or not. And presumably many of them regretted the choice.

[TruBlu]

I had a streak of pretty girls that I dated. About 90% of them ended up marrying the very next guy they dated. Ouch!

[ClemmonsDevil]

I had a streak of pretty girls that I dated. About 90% of them ended up marrying the very next guy they dated. Ouch!

I think I possessed that skill set as well. I made other guys look great!

[aimo]

Just wasn't willing to do that. Not to DinK.

Not sure how to take that.

[budwom]

Not a top 5 favorite city in Canada, but Ottawa is pretty at night and has good restaurants. I assume this is how I ended up dating some pretty ladies in college. It's the "Eh. I could do worse." of Canadian cities.

it's especially interesting in the Winter with people skating all over the place...

[bundabergdevil]

I don't think being slightly better than going home alone is bragging. Humble or not. And presumably many of them regretted the choice.

Dating a lot of pretty girls despite just being “meh” is definitely a humble brag! Way to low key plug your sparkling personality.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Dating a lot of pretty girls despite just being “meh” is definitely a humble brag! Way to low key plug your sparkling personality.

Hahaha! I think it speaks to desperation.

[YmoBeThere]

Sleepy...

[bundabergdevil]

Sleepy...

I’m a grumpy fan myself but I do t judge others for having their favorite dwarf.