The longest thread ever

[ClemmonsDevil]

Oh. Dear. Lord. We have crossed the Rubicon.

Settle down piggy one. You don't have the Conch.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Yes, well, https://thefeedfeed.com/sandwich-cookies

I 100% support this, but the noun here is Cookie.

[bundabergdevil]

Settle down piggy one. You don't have the Conch.

Hah hah. I wanted to spork this but my glasses got crushed and I can’t see the button.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Hah hah. I wanted to spork this but my glasses got crushed and I can’t see the button.

I would spork that if I could!

[wilson]

PopTarts are many things, especially to people around here, but sandwich is not one of them.

In the chart’s defense, such beliefs are described as radical sandwich anarchy. If such beliefs became prevalent I would expect wide scale societal disruption leading to crumbling rule of law and a return to savagery. A global lord of the flies divided along pop tart classification beliefs would be the new world order.

Here, I am undoubtedly piggy.

We must hold strong and fight the radical sandwich anarchy - the fate of the world is at stake. PopTarts are NOT sandwiches, as least not until they bring back the peppermint filled chocolate ones.

Is a s'more a sandwich?
And by extension, is a s'mores PopTart...the best PopTart, no questions asked and no dissent brooked...a sandwich?

Pop tarts and smores are closer to cookies than sandwiches.

Yes, well, https://thefeedfeed.com/sandwich-cookies

Oh. Dear. Lord. We have crossed the Rubicon.

Some of us just want to watch the world burn.
...and then make s'mores in the flames.

[Bostondevil]

I don't have a dog in this fight.

I don't care if anybody thinks a hot dog or a PopTart is a sandwich, that's their business. Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. I will continue to call them hot dogs and PopTarts. I won't call them sandwiches just because that's not what I call them. Think what you will.

[bundabergdevil]

About to talk on a virtual panel. Coat and tie up top, sweat shorts and house slippers down low. Never gets old.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Some of us just want to watch the world burn.
...and then make s'mores in the flames.

And I'm an arson.

[wilson]

About to talk on a virtual panel. Coat and tie up top, sweat shorts and house slippers down low. Never gets old.

I intentionally attended almost two years’ worth of faculty meetings in my underwear, just on principle.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I intentionally attended almost two years’ worth of faculty meetings in my underwear, just on principle.

This is really only funny if it was Circa 2015 or so.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Man I feel old. I just added my pronouns to me work email signature.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Man I feel old. I just added my pronouns to me work email signature.

Finishing up a sleeve on my left arm, and the tattoo artist asked for my pronouns. I was delighted.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Finishing up a sleeve on my left arm, and the tattoo artist asked for my pronouns. I was delighted.

Were your pronouns included on the sleeve? Because THAT would be hardcore.

[bundabergdevil]

It pretty today. Birds singing. Trees starting g to bud.

[Bostondevil]

It pretty today. Birds singing. Trees starting g to bud.

Birds aren't real.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Were your pronouns included on the sleeve? Because THAT would be hardcore.

Definitely would be! But no. First off books with a tree symbolizing neonatal lungs growing out of the books. Then part of a Monet painting on the back of my arm. Super excited about this. Not the pain. But the tattoos I am jazzed about.

[YmoBeThere]

Birds aren't real.

Oh no, you did your own research...

[ClemmonsDevil]

Trees starting g to bud.

wom?

[wilson]

Definitely would be! But no. First off books with a tree symbolizing neonatal lungs growing out of the books. Then part of a Monet painting on the back of my arm. Super excited about this. Not the pain. But the tattoos I am jazzed about.

Sounds dope. I can relate here; I love my tattoos, but I do not enjoy the process of getting them.
I’m planning my first above-the-waist ink later this year. Don’t tell my mother.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Sounds dope. I can relate here; I love my tattoos, but I do not enjoy the process of getting them.
I’m planning my first above-the-waist ink later this year. Don’t tell my mother.

Haha! Mine will be disappointed regardless. Mine are only above the waist.