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[TruBlu]

I should avoid that everyday. Sometimes for my natural musk, sometimes for my caustic personality.

It is permissible, if the other people on the elevator are unc fans.

[dudog84]

Saw this today:

I have an Elton John pun.

It's a little bit funny.

[aimo]

We looked at Skidmore for my son and were impressed, although our tour guide sucked and it was a rainy day, which affected my son's decision. It seemed to have an eclectic and diverse group of students, which I liked. Saratoga is also a great town and would be a wonderful place to spend 4 years.

I've been to the racetrack in Saratoga.

[aimo]

It is permissible, if the other people on the elevator are unc fans.

I thought it was required.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Saratoga is also a great town and would be a wonderful place to spend 4 years.

Your horse naturally won.

[bundabergdevil]

Saw this today:

I have an Elton John pun.

It's a little bit funny.

Careful. Posting puns on DBR may leave you open to ridicule and flames like a candle in the wind.

[ClemmonsDevil]

It is permissible, if the other people on the elevator are unc fans.

So I had to text my 15 or so close friends from UNC congratulations after the game. We always do this. Only one was obnoxious and she immediately apologized and said she was about 8 drinks in and she was sorry. I have a strange friend group.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Careful. Posting puns on DBR may leave you open to ridicule and flames like a candle in the wind.

Topical and flame/spork worthy.

[bundabergdevil]

It is permissible, if the other people on the elevator are unc fans.

Here is a list of slang/euphemisms for farting in a crowded elevator:

Gas Chamber
Dutch Exit
Elevator Bomber
Smellevator
Stink in a Box
Bomb Voyage
Float a Biscuit

And here is a list of slang/euphemisms for farting in an EMPTY elevator before people get on:

Cincinnati Air Freshener
Newt Gingrich (This. Is. Real)

[dudog84]

Careful. Posting puns on DBR may leave you open to ridicule and flames like a candle in the wind.

It's ok. I'm not the man they think I am at home.

[dudog84]

This if very cool. They found Shackleton's ship perfectly preserved in the waters of Antarctica. No images in the article, but it's worth a few minutes to google them.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...YoW?li=BBnb7Kz

[Rich]

This if very cool. They found Shackleton's ship perfectly preserved in the waters of Antarctica. No images in the article, but it's worth a few minutes to google them.

So you're giving us homework?

[dudog84]

So you're giving us homework?

If you're interested in the story and want to see them, yeah. If not, reading my post took 2 seconds of your day.

The original article is in the NYT, therefore paywalled. I made the effort to find a non-paywalled source to share.

[bundabergdevil]

I made granola a few days ago and mistook the cumin for the cinnamon. Interesting batch. I don't hate it but won't make that mistake again.

[grad_devil]

I made granola a few days ago and mistook the cumin for the cinnamon. Interesting batch. I don't hate it but won't make that mistake again.

Interesting.

I always think cumin smells a bit like body odor. Am I the only one?

[bundabergdevil]

Interesting.

I always think cumin smells a bit like body odor. Am I the only one?

Thanks for making me feel like I'm shoveling gym sweat into my mouth.

[aimo]

I made granola a few days ago and mistook the cumin for the cinnamon. Interesting batch. I don't hate it but won't make that mistake again.

Sprinkle it over a taco.

[grad_devil]

Thanks for making me feel like I'm shoveling gym sweat into my mouth.

Yep. Definitely chortled.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Interesting.

I always think cumin smells a bit like body odor. Am I the only one?

No. 100% agree. It is also the secret ingredient in my pintos. Salt, cumin, bay leaves, ham hock.

[Phredd3]

It's ok. I'm not the man they think I am at home.

That's a problem, because I hear you're not one of those who can easily hide.