The longest thread ever

[ClemmonsDevil]

He's from Mount Airy?

Nose/beak.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Dude! You are killing me! WTH DO you look like?!?



Ha! He IS a patriot.

I was a Gentry Patriot in Middle School.

[bundabergdevil]

Aluminum Man would be a great superhero. He’d always foil the bad guys’ plans.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Aluminum Man would be a great superhero. He’d always foil the bad guys’ plans.

Every. Damn. Day.

[bundabergdevil]

I plan on being extra insufferable when my children reach prime embarrassment age. Honing my craft.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I plan on being extra insufferable when my children reach prime embarrassment age. Honing my craft.

Congratulations. You did it.

[Bostondevil]

I was never able to embarrass my children until my youngest got to high school. The sad result of his ability to be embarassed though is that he won't let me go into the freshman English class and teach a class on Shakespeare in performance when they are reading Macbeth. He says it will cause him too much anxiety.

[-jk]

I plan on being extra insufferable when my children reach prime embarrassment age. Honing my craft.

You don't have to do much with most kids. It's just the natural order.

-jk

[bundabergdevil]

I was never able to embarrass my children until my youngest got to high school. The sad result of his ability to be embarassed though is that he won't let me go into the freshman English class and teach a class on Shakespeare in performance when they are reading Macbeth. He says it will cause him too much anxiety.

Do it. And dress up your guinea pigs to play the three witches and bring them in, too.

You don't have to do much with most kids. It's just the natural order.

-jk

As the kids say, I want to be so extra I'm cringe.

[wilson]

...As the kids say, I want to be so extra I'm cringe.

Ugh. The use of "extra" and "cringe" as adjectives is...um...extra cringe.

[bundabergdevil]

Ugh. The use of "extra" and "cringe" as adjectives is...um...extra cringe.

Delicious.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Ugh. The use of "extra" and "cringe" as adjectives is...um...extra cringe.

This comment is sooooo fetch

[ClemmonsDevil]

In San Diego for the week. Bad news: coworkers are here. I may commit violence.

[bundabergdevil]

In San Diego for the week. Bad news: coworkers are here. I may commit violence.

Are you all news anchors by chance?

[OldPhiKap]

Are we still doing “on fleek”?

[bundabergdevil]

Are we still doing “on fleek”?

Are we still doing the Mona Lisa? Are we still doing Shakespeare and Whitman and Frost and Neruda? Honestly, OPK...

[budwom]

In San Diego for the week. Bad news: coworkers are here. I may commit violence.

take them on a "fishing trip." Stuff happens, ask Fredo.

[wilson]

take them on a "fishing trip." Stuff happens, ask Fredo.

Just don't forget the cannoli.

[OldPhiKap]

Are we still doing the Mona Lisa? Are we still doing Shakespeare and Whitman and Frost and Neruda? Honestly, OPK...

Well, HR informed me this morning that I can no longer do Harlem Shake videos at the office during work hours. So now I’m questioning all that is sacred.

[bundabergdevil]

Well, HR informed me this morning that I can no longer do Harlem Shake videos at the office during work hours. So now I’m questioning all that is sacred.

I mean, does anyone even like turtles anymore?