The longest thread ever

[OldPhiKap]

Anything about lot lizards in there? Apparently they’re a thing.

No, you gotta turn to Joshua Ray Walker for that:

https://www.centraltrack.com/song-of...er-lot-lizard/

[bundabergdevil]

No, you gotta turn to Joshua Ray Walker for that:

https://www.centraltrack.com/song-of...er-lot-lizard/

You have an unusually large repertoire of trucking references.

[ClemmonsDevil]

You have an unusually large repertoire of trucking references.

I got every single one of them. Should have thrown in some Red Sovine as well. Also Red Sovine is who I patterned my conference presentations after. I even have the same country vocal fry.

[bundabergdevil]

Everyday heroes open the microwave at 1 second before the beep.

[aimo]

Everyday heroes open the microwave at 1 second before the beep.

My high school chemistry teacher told us she always stood at the opposite end of the room whenever she used her microwave. so I would guess she waited until the beep.

[bundabergdevil]

My high school chemistry teacher told us she always stood at the opposite end of the room whenever she used her microwave. so I would guess she waited until the beep.

She must hate cellphones.

[bundabergdevil]

I think my marriage could use a RACI chart.

[aimo]

She must hate cellphones.

I haven't seen her lately, but maybe next time I will ask her.

In all fairness, high school was a long time ago, and microwaves probably were more dangerous back then than they are now.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I haven't seen her lately, but maybe next time I will ask her.

In all fairness, high school was a long time ago, and microwaves probably were more dangerous back then than they are now.

Yes. You can safety heat up a Muffin in there now.

[Phredd3]

Everyday heroes open the microwave at 1 second before the beep.

They also don't nuke anything for round numbers of seconds. Everyone knows that entering :33 is faster than entering :30, and speed is the whole point of a microwave.

[Rich]

They also don't nuke anything for round numbers of seconds. Everyone knows that entering :33 is faster than entering :30, and speed is the whole point of a microwave.

Looks like someone hasn't mastered the art of the +30 Sec express button.

[bundabergdevil]

Oh thank goodness.

[Phredd3]

Looks like someone hasn't mastered the art of the +30 Sec express button.

*If* my microwave had such a thing, I'd use it all the time.

[wilson]

Superheroes stop the microwave at :02, then put the next item for cooking in there and push the "add 1 minute" button, without having to go through the whole rigmarole again.

[aimo]

Yes. You can safety heat up a Muffin in there now.

Unfortunately, I cannot share my pet name for you without being wankerized for the next three months.

[Bostondevil]

I just made a follow-up appointment for Cookie now that she's done with the anti-biotics for her UTI. (Cookie is one of my guinea pigs.)

[bundabergdevil]

I just made a follow-up appointment for Cookie now that she's done with the anti-biotics for her UTI. (Cookie is one of my guinea pigs.)

This may be a dumb question so excuse my ignorance but do you take guinea pigs to a special vet for small animals? Is there a size or family of pets beyond which most vets don't treat --- like, say, hamster, gerbils and rats (I had several growing up) or turtles, newts and lizards? I know there are herpetologists and such but for your general pet owner?

[ClemmonsDevil]

Unfortunately, I cannot share my pet name for you without being wankerized for the next three months.

Hahaha! How many syllables?!?!

[aimo]

Hahaha! How many syllables?!?!

seven

[Bostondevil]

This may be a dumb question so excuse my ignorance but do you take guinea pigs to a special vet for small animals? Is there a size or family of pets beyond which most vets don't treat --- like, say, hamster, gerbils and rats (I had several growing up) or turtles, newts and lizards? I know there are herpetologists and such but for your general pet owner?

I only know about guinea pigs. The vet that takes care of mine is the only one that takes on guinea pig patients at the animal hospital where she works. Not every vet's office or animal hospital will see guinea pigs. Where I go is mostly a dog and cat place. My kids were the ones who told me I needed to find somewhere to take them for annual check ups. When Cookie has something fairly obviously wrong with her, I took her in for that too. My vet loves seeing "my girls" because she doesn't have that many guinea pig patients and she's been seeing mine since they were babies so they are her favorites. At least that's what she has told me. I'll ask her next week when I take Cookie in if she sees other smaller mammals. This office is mammals only, I do know that.