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  1. #49341
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phredd3 View Post
    I thought he was loafing.
    Self loafing may cause blindness.

  2. #49342
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Self loafing may cause blindness.
    I did it just enough to need glasses.
    “Bob says run! Bob says run! Bob says run!”

    {good pick-up after handoff}

    “Bob was right! Bob was right! Bob was right!”

  3. #49343
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I did it just enough to need glasses.
    You probably gave out some hairy high fives, too.

  4. #49344
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Self loafing may cause blindness.
    Does anyone have a razor I could borrow? My palms are getting stubbly.

  5. #49345
    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Does anyone have a razor I could borrow? My palms are getting stubbly.
    Erased a response that would have earned me a vacation. Forgot where I was for a minute.

  6. #49346
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    Charlotte is a sissy town.

  7. #49347
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    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    Charlotte is a sissy town.
    Tell that to hordes of eager young banking analysts taking advantage of a better COL than NYC and see what happens!

  8. #49348
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Tell that to hordes of eager young banking analysts taking advantage of a better COL than NYC and see what happens!
    I want my analysts to be bolder than worrying about COL. Give them all sand pails and wee shovels and send them to the airport!

  9. #49349
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Haha, I contain multitudes.
    I recognize that Lebowski is a head-scratching hole in my movie/media tastes, but I've tried to watch it five times now and fallen asleep every time. It just bores me and doesn't get me going at all. I can't explain.
    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Whichever Iron Man it was that I was dragged to was one of the couple of times I've fallen properly asleep in a movie theater.
    You fall asleep during movies too much.

  10. #49350
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acymetric View Post
    You fall asleep during movies too much.
    If you go back through the history of this thread you’ll find that Wilson only likes 2 things: the muppets and RVs.

  11. #49351
    Quote Originally Posted by Acymetric View Post
    You fall asleep during movies too much.
    You're going to make Wilson flash his picture. It's terrifying.

  12. #49352
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    (Operating Room)
    Surgeon: Did someone fart?
    (Silence)
    Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated a bowel.
    Med Student: I farted.


    <True story, allegedly>

  13. #49353
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    (Operating Room)
    Surgeon: Did someone fart?
    (Silence)
    Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated a bowel.
    Med Student: I farted.


    <True story, allegedly>
    I have a MUCH better story that is deliciously inappropriate and funny. Not appropriate for this forum. Yes, it's that bad. And good.

  14. #49354
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    (Operating Room)
    Surgeon: Did someone fart?
    (Silence)
    Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated a bowel.
    Med Student: I farted.


    <True story, allegedly>
    This was definitely in an episode of Scrubs*.



    *Not saying it isn't also true, just the first thing that I thought of when I read the post.

  15. #49355
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acymetric View Post
    This was definitely in an episode of Scrubs*.



    *Not saying it isn't also true, just the first thing that I thought of when I read the post.
    Supposedly Scrubs was one of the most true to life medical shows and very popular with the nursing and doctor crowds. Maybe a case of fart imitating life?

  16. #49356
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Supposedly Scrubs was one of the most true to life medical shows and very popular with the nursing and doctor crowds. Maybe a case of fart imitating life?
    100%. As close to real life medicine as I have seen.

  17. #49357
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    If you go back through the history of this thread you’ll find that Wilson only likes 2 things: the muppets and RVs.
    I also like cheeseburgers, cartoons, candy, maps, Hawaiian shirts, coffee, and blankets.

  18. #49358
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    I also like cheeseburgers, cartoons, candy, maps, Hawaiian shirts, coffee, and blankets.
    Noted for future callbacks!

  19. #49359
    Cancers SUCKS! BiL Wayne became unresponsive on Wednesday. He got out of ICU Thursday night but the staff aren't as attentive in a regular room because they care for more people. He had a really rough night last night and is very confused. It is hard to wait as they try to figure out what is happening.

  20. #49360
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Cancers SUCKS! BiL Wayne became unresponsive on Wednesday. He got out of ICU Thursday night but the staff aren't as attentive in a regular room because they care for more people. He had a really rough night last night and is very confused. It is hard to wait as they try to figure out what is happening.
    Very sorry to hear — continued prayers and vibes your way.
    “Bob says run! Bob says run! Bob says run!”

    {good pick-up after handoff}

    “Bob was right! Bob was right! Bob was right!”

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