The longest thread ever

[-jk]

What's the first rule of cookie swap?

Cookies don’t have calories.

-jk

[YmoBeThere]

Cookies don’t have calories.

-jk

I must be thinking about rule #3...because yes that is the cornerstone of any baked good.

[budwom]

dentist looms. Must fight off the x-ray demons once again...

[ClemmonsDevil]

dentist looms. Must fight off the x-ray demons once again...

Again. Would be a great haiku.

[bundabergdevil]

What's the first rule of cookie swap?

You do not talk about cookie swap with your mouth full?

[ClemmonsDevil]

You do not talk about cookie swap with your mouth full?

If tbat person just bought cookies they should be drummed out of the cookie circle.

[bundabergdevil]

If tbat person just bought cookies they should be drummed out of the cookie circle.

They call that getting “snickerdoodled”.

[Bostondevil]

I wrote a play once entitled "A Roomful of Snickerdoodles". It's about a cookie swap. Sadly, it was not one of my best, but I might rework it, or reuse the title.

[aimo]

A convenient one-step process version is also available.

These are way better:

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[ClemmonsDevil]

I wrote a play once entitled "A Roomful of Snickerdoodles". It's about a cookie swap. Sadly, it was not one of my best, but I might rework it, or reuse the title.

Pull in some Shirley Jackson sprikled with a hint of Flannery O'Connor and it will definitely pop.

[budwom]

Pull in some Shirley Jackson sprikled with a hint of Flannery O'Connor and it will definitely pop.

love Shirley Jackson, way ahead of her time that woman.

[bundabergdevil]

love Shirley Jackson, way ahead of her time that woman.

Grenadine, ginger ale and a maraschino cherry, bless that delicious woman!

[aimo]

Grenadine, ginger ale and a maraschino cherry, bless that delicious woman!

Umm . . . no. Wrong Shirley.

[bundabergdevil]

Umm . . . no. Wrong Shirley.

I'm pretty sure I know my Shirleys, Aimo. It's kind of my thing. Wilson has his old boats, Clems has his push-ups, YMo loves stocks and rolling around in pristine lawns, budwom was a CIA operative in Russia or something, Boston has her feet and drama...I know Shirleys. It's what I do.

[ClemmonsDevil]

Umm . . . no. Wrong Shirley.

Yeah. A "Shirley Jackson" would definitely have equal parts absinthe, rock candy and a sense of resignation.

[bundabergdevil]

Yeah. A "Shirley Jackson" would definitely have equal parts absinthe, rock candy and a sense of resignation.

No way. That sounds more like legendary British sprint canoer, Shirley Ardener.

[grad_devil]

Yeah. A "Shirley Jackson" would definitely have equal parts absinthe, rock candy and a sense of resignation.

No way. That sounds more like legendary British sprint canoer, Shirley Ardener.

<mutters under breath>Dang, he really does know his Shirleys

[aimo]

I'm pretty sure I know my Shirleys, Aimo. It's kind of my thing. Wilson has his old boats, Clems has his push-ups, YMo loves stocks and rolling around in pristine lawns, budwom was a CIA operative in Russia or something, Boston has her feet and drama...I know Shirleys. It's what I do.

I fear the answer to this, but what is my thing? I feel left out.

[bundabergdevil]

<mutters under breath>Dang, he really does know his Shirleys

<Brushes imaginary dust of shoulder>. Yup.

I fear the answer to this, but what is my thing? I feel left out.

Poundin' twerps.

[aimo]

Poundin' twerps.

See?!? That's what I was worried about. I'm a sweetie, really.