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  1. #47301
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    To be fair I was the equivalent of turkey when I was on the dating scene. There were better options. But I was an option.
    And one day a year there was a CD feeding frenzy in the dating pool? I’m confused by this comparison.

  2. #47302
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    And one day a year there was a CD feeding frenzy in the dating pool? I’m confused by this comparison.
    The company cafeteria serves turkey burgers year round. They are the in a rush, discount option.

  3. #47303
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Isn't that kind of being unfair to turkeys?
    Completely.

  4. #47304
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    And one day a year there was a CD feeding frenzy in the dating pool? I’m confused by this comparison.
    About once a year someone settled for a substandard ClemmonsDevil.

  5. #47305
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    About once a year someone settled for a substandard ClemmonsDevil.
    Don’t sell yourself short. all those push ups? I’m sure your breast meat is spectacular! Little short on the wings and legs…

  6. #47306
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Don’t sell yourself short. all those push ups? I’m sure your breast meat is spectacular! Little short on the wings and legs…
    Ha! I'm also bald and I have a big nose.

  7. #47307
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Ha! I'm also bald and I have a big nose.
    How's your snood?

  8. #47308
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    I have now seen a picture of CD and I feel honor bound to report that he is way better looking than he lets on.

  9. #47309
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    I have now seen a picture of CD and I feel honor bound to report that he is way better looking than he lets on.
    How dare you!!!!! I felt we were going to keep my cyber-stalking between us!!!!!!

  10. #47310
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    I have now seen a picture of CD and I feel honor bound to report that he is way better looking than he lets on.
    Don’t make me give my first ever flame!

  11. #47311
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Don’t make me give my first ever flame!
    She is stepping on our narrative.

  12. #47312
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    She is stepping on our narrative.
    She admitted to not liking Romeo and Juliet so, harrumph, not surprised.

  13. #47313
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    She admitted to not liking Romeo and Juliet so, harrumph, not surprised.
    I promise I'm ugly. Not sure what her angle is here. Maybe building up expectations so you guys can be freshly disappointed if you actually meet me?

  14. #47314
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I promise I'm ugly. Not sure what her angle is here. Maybe building up expectations so you guys can be freshly disappointed if you actually meet me?
    I kind of imagine this:

    10nz2kfk9g081.jpg

  15. #47315
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    I kind of imagine this:

    10nz2kfk9g081.jpg
    Hahaha! I imagine that too.

  16. #47316
    I hate puns the most of anything on here. But I also hate the "Not going to jinx it" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I hate puns the most of anything on here. But I also hate the "Not going to jinx it" thread.
    Two of my favorite things. Turkey.

    I hate minute discussions. But all threads devolve to that eventually.

  18. #47318
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Two of my favorite things. Turkey.
    Why do we always fight on vacation?

  19. #47319
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Why do we always fight on vacation?
    It’s what family do.

  20. #47320
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    It’s what family do.
    Yeah.

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