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  1. #45881
    Well, that is disappointing.

  2. #45882
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Well, that is disappointing.
    I have heard that so much in my life...

  3. #45883
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    It took quite a while and an embarrassingly dogged campaign on my part, but I finally got autocorrect to follow "Donald" with "Duck," and not...that other guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Sutherland?
    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Neeeeeever heard of him.
    Pretty disappointed in you people that nobody picked up on this joke.

  4. #45884
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Pretty disappointed in you people that nobody picked up on this joke.
    I assume itís a DS quote but admit it didnít immediately trigger any associations.

    Iíll go stand in the corner and stare at my feet in shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    I assume itís a DS quote but admit it didnít immediately trigger any associations.

    Iíll go stand in the corner and stare at my feet in shame.
    You should, lest my battle axe cleave thy costard in twain.

  6. #45886
    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    You should, lest my battle axe cleave thy costard in twain.
    Damn Wilson. Good work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    You should, lest my battle axe cleave thy costard in twain.
    You leave Huckleberry out of this! Iíll have you know my costard brings all the boys to the yard!

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    ...anyway, my joke was in reference to this, the funniest scene from The Dirty Dozen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    ...anyway, my joke was in reference to this, the funniest scene from The Dirty Dozen:
    Neeeeeever heard of it!

  10. #45890
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    Yesterday, I made like 2 gallons of marinara from scratch.
    Today, I will be preparing an obscene quantity of lasagna: one for friends who just had a baby, one for a dear colleague who's having surgery later this week, and one (in the specially procured extra-deep casserole dish) for me.

  11. #45891
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    What you wrote:

    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Yesterday, I made like 2 gallons of marinara from scratch.
    What I read:

    Yesterday, I made like 2 gallons of marijuana from scratch.
    Rich
    "Failure is Not a Destination"
    Coach K on the Dan Patrick Show, December 22, 2016

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    ...What I read:
    Yesterday, I made like 2 gallons of marijuana from scratch.
    ...if that were the case, I wouldn't have this job to neglect on these boards, amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    You should, lest my battle axe cleave thy costard in twain.
    The clown character in Love's Labour's Lost is named Costard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    The clown character in Love's Labour's Lost is named Costard.
    Donít call me a clown. Iím here for my amusement, not yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Donít call me a clown. Iím here for my amusement, not yours.
    Mission accomplished!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Mission accomplished!
    Ohhhhh. Wilsonís got the picture but youíre the real destroyer of worlds!

  17. #45897
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    Yesterday, I made like 2 gallons of marinara from scratch.
    Today, I will be preparing an obscene quantity of lasagna: one for friends who just had a baby, one for a dear colleague who's having surgery later this week, and one (in the specially procured extra-deep casserole dish) for me.
    Am also a big batcher. Have taken to making lasagna in large loaf pans. Can easily get 4 noodle layers, can still bake them 3-4 pans at a time, serving them is so simple. Storing/freezing is simplified as well.

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    I am very much in the camp that the reason the Ewoks had a dress to give to Leia because they had killed and eaten its previous occupant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    I am very much in the camp that the reason the Ewoks had a dress to give to Leia because they had killed and eaten its previous occupant.
    Well, that’s a different direction.

    But I’ll bite.
    ďFķtbol is life!Ē ó Dani Rojas, Richmond Greyhounds

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Well, thatís a different direction.

    But Iíll bite.
    This would have been a perfect joke to spork but alasÖ

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