The longest thread ever

[aimo]

Pink boxing gloves can be used on oneself...just saying.

No, I am saving those for Cdevil. And I am going to need to borrow his brass knuckles. See below.

Hey, if you're going to go all Miracle Whip, then I get to keep the Log Cabin, which has been on my table for more than half a century. I like maple to be cut with something. I like chocolate to be cut with something, too. That's just the way it is. I can like all those things and you can have your Miracle Whip - especially since THAT needs to be cut with something, too. Unless you are just whacko and eat Miracle Whip straight off the spoon, in which case you should put your tail between your legs, fold back your ears, and hang your furry head in shame.

[Bostondevil]

I put it on Irish children.

Is this some kind of modest proposal?

[ClemmonsDevil]

I put it on Irish children.

You're too modest.

[bundabergdevil]

Yeah, that reference just went right over me. I see it has made its way in to multiple threads.

Just some culinary literary fusion humor. Personally, I like to batter Lilliputians and toss them in the deep fryer…and I’m more into an aioli dipping sauce than Mayo.

Order a dozen and I’ll make swift work of them!

[BlueTeuf]

Just some culinary literary fusion humor. Personally, I like to batter Lilliputians and toss them in the deep fryer…and I’m more into an aioli dipping sauce than Mayo.

Order a dozen and I’ll make swift work of them!

Nicely done!

Emphasis mine ...and presumably yours.

[Phredd3]

No, I am saving those for Cdevil. And I am going to need to borrow his brass knuckles. See below.

Uh, oh. Now I've done it.

[YmoBeThere]

I did mow my lawn yesterday. It got late and was pretty dark when I cut the last quarter of it. I wonder how it turned out.

[aimo]

I did mow my lawn yesterday. It got late and was pretty dark when I cut the last quarter of it. I wonder how it turned out.

Let us know if it looks like aliens landed overnight.

[YmoBeThere]

Let us know if it looks like aliens landed overnight.

No crop circles, but I forgot my boards and rope in the shed.

[budwom]

Staggeringly successful foray just completed, including bank deposit, visit to dog kennel, trip to dump and acquisition of cookies, a genuine grand slam.

[bundabergdevil]

Looking for jerryrig solutions. My sump pump float ball has lost its buoyancy and doesn’t lift with rising water to trigger the pump. I checked local hardware stores and no replacements found so need to order. Got Ida coming tonight so hoping to add some temporary float support. Thoughts?

[budwom]

Looking for jerryrig solutions. My sump pump float ball has lost its buoyancy and doesn’t lift with rising water to trigger the pump. I checked local hardware stores and no replacements found so need to order. Got Ida coming tonight so hoping to add some temporary float support. Thoughts?

could you just prop it up with a stick, or would it burn out?

[bundabergdevil]

could you just prop it up with a stick, or would it burn out?

Yeah, I’m worried it’d burn out and that would be worst case scenario because at least now I can trigger it manually. Thinking like a cut out of pool noodle float or something.

[budwom]

Yeah, I’m worried it’d burn out and that would be worst case scenario because at least now I can trigger it manually. Thinking like a cut out of pool noodle float or something.

yeah, wad of styrofoam maybe...got any flotation devices at home, e.g. boat cushions?

[DukieInKansas]

Looking for jerryrig solutions. My sump pump float ball has lost its buoyancy and doesn’t lift with rising water to trigger the pump. I checked local hardware stores and no replacements found so need to order. Got Ida coming tonight so hoping to add some temporary float support. Thoughts?

Would the ball from the toilet flushing mechanism work?

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Looking for jerryrig solutions. My sump pump float ball has lost its buoyancy and doesn’t lift with rising water to trigger the pump. I checked local hardware stores and no replacements found so need to order. Got Ida coming tonight so hoping to add some temporary float support. Thoughts?

Fishing bobber?

[wilson]

Looking for jerryrig solutions. My sump pump float ball has lost its buoyancy and doesn’t lift with rising water to trigger the pump. I checked local hardware stores and no replacements found so need to order. Got Ida coming tonight so hoping to add some temporary float support. Thoughts?

Tennis ball?

[grad_devil]

Looking for jerryrig solutions. My sump pump float ball has lost its buoyancy and doesn’t lift with rising water to trigger the pump. I checked local hardware stores and no replacements found so need to order. Got Ida coming tonight so hoping to add some temporary float support. Thoughts?

A great gravy?

[YmoBeThere]

Would the ball from the toilet flushing mechanism work?

X2 on this one

[grad_devil]

Yeah, I’m worried it’d burn out and that would be worst case scenario because at least now I can trigger it manually. Thinking like a cut out of pool noodle float or something.

A great gravy?

Bread?

Apples?

Very small rocks?

Cider?

Cherries?

Churches?

Answer: A duck!

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