I'm taking a break from the plague thread again. I started a whole math discussion and I'm sorry about that.
I want to think of myself as more of a bad__ than the Lawful Good alignment would imply, but, I think I like this t-shirt best.
https://www.teexylitol.com/campaigns...A7-GS0-TC0-BLK
Triscuits are the best crackers ever.
Fight me.
D&D references, quite the development.
Here's the chaotic neutral shirt, it's funny, but I don't picture you as a wife stealer.
https://www.teexylitol.com/campaigns...A6-GS0-TC0-BLK
Nope. I don’t consider that “neutral” by any means.
Smooth peanut butter is the work of the Devil himself.
There are some thin cracked-wheat crackers that rule, but they lack the versatility and strength of a Triscuit. Try spreading some runny cheese on one, you end up with a palm-full of crumbs and animal milk curd. Ritz and Town Homes are fluffy butter crap. Saltines are for when you’re nauseas. Cheese thins are Cheetos without soul or character.
Truth Bomb. {boom}