The longest thread ever

[aimo]

And throw in a few "honeys" and "sweethearts." I find Type A businesswomen like that these days.

And use your thick Mt Airy accent!

[ClemmonsDevil]

Yes!

Hey! Settle down!

[ClemmonsDevil]

Sorry, I'm with them. You didn't deserve it. No offense.

This killed me for some reason. Strong work! Sporks!

[ClemmonsDevil]

I was firm, but reasonable. I was also aware that this is a precedent setting email. We are establishing a baseline here. I didn't over-explain, I merely countered her assertions. I don't owe an explanation for my rationale. I get to define that. What she deserves is an answer to her concerns. I gave her that, but she will probably proceed to Defcon 1.

[OldPhiKap]

And throw in a few "honeys" and "sweethearts." I find Type A businesswomen like that these days.

That, and maybe a “damn you look cute when you’re mad” or a “you’re too pretty to be upset.”

Oh, and make sure someone livestreams the beat-down she inflicts on you after that.

[bundabergdevil]

I was firm, but reasonable. I was also aware that this is a precedent setting email. We are establishing a baseline here. I didn't over-explain, I merely countered her assertions. I don't owe an explanation for my rationale. I get to define that. What she deserves is an answer to her concerns. I gave her that, but she will probably proceed to Defcon 1.

So, no “stop complaining like a troll living under your bridge of lies”? I don’t want to tell you how to do your job but..

[bundabergdevil]

We’re getting Indian take out tonight. The last time we did that the guy said, “oh, this is a big order, how many people?” I of course lied to hide my shame.

[ClemmonsDevil]

So, no “stop complaining like a troll living under your bridge of lies”? I don’t want to tell you how to do your job but..

Why not? Get in line.

[ClemmonsDevil]

We’re getting Indian take out tonight. The last time we did that the guy said, “oh, this is a big order, how many people?” I of course lied to hide my shame.

See? This is why I can't stay mad at you. I frequently order a whole bunch of food and will receive four or five Forks. We have gone out to dinner and I have ordered and the waitress walked away thinking I ordered for my family of four. You have to have a hobby I guess.

[Phredd3]

We’re getting Indian take out tonight. The last time we did that the guy said, “oh, this is a big order, how many people?” I of course lied to hide my shame.

Leftovers are the cover for everything, whether or not you actually plan to have any.

[bundabergdevil]

Leftovers are the cover for everything, whether or not you actually plan to have any.

And fictional family members. We ordered one fewer app than last time and I was not questioned so perhaps I've struck the magic 'big order but not so big as to require inquiry from the proprietor' balance.

[YmoBeThere]

And fictional family members. We ordered one fewer app than last time and I was not questioned so perhaps I've struck the magic 'big order but not so big as to require inquiry from the proprietor' balance.

You've got a reputation...

[bundabergdevil]

You've got a reputation...

And a belly fully of chicken korma.

[OldPhiKap]

Chicken korma’s gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race

How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me?
Who on earth d'you think you are
A super star?
Well, right you are

Well, we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well, we all shine on
Everyone come on

— John Lennon (probably)

[Rich]

We’re getting Indian take out tonight. The last time we did that the guy said, “oh, this is a big order, how many people?” I of course lied to hide my shame.

Leftovers are the cover for everything, whether or not you actually plan to have any.

Indian food, along with Chinese and Thai food, are my favorite leftovers. Now you know why I need those Charmin Ultra Mega rolls.

[YmoBeThere]

— John Lennon (probably)

Did John do any songs about shrimp vindaloo?

[wilson]

The conversation is flying fast and furious in the conference realignment thread over yonder.
College athletics are just about dead to me at this point.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

The conversation is flying fast and furious in the conference realignment thread over yonder.
College athletics are just about dead to me at this point.

Some folks just want to watch the world burn.

[bundabergdevil]

Some folks just want to watch the world burn.

I was amused to see Nickelback make an appearance.

[YmoBeThere]

Yeah, it's the weekend. In Texas. In summer.