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  1. #43381
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Washington, DC area
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    So what do you folks do in the 60 second mandatory waiting period between posts?
    It was a 30 second wait originally. Some abused it so we had to up it.

    -jk

  2. #43382
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Roosters aren't really for frying. Just sayin'.
    I do what I want.

  3. #43383
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    Jan 2010
    Location
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    "The faster swimmers peed in the pool."
    “The faster cyclists crop dusted the draft”.

  4. #43384
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Once, 2-3 miles from the finish line of the Boston Marathon, I came to complete stop, leaned over, and spent a few seconds stretching by back because it was hurting by then. I looked up to see a young man watching me, I remarked, "I really suck at running marathons." He replied, "You're better than me."

    If I were participating in a triathalon and started reading such signs, first, I would laugh, and then I would say, "I'm better than you."

  5. #43385
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    Once, 2-3 miles from the finish line of the Boston Marathon, I came to complete stop, leaned over, and spent a few seconds stretching by back because it was hurting by then. I looked up to see a young man watching me, I remarked, "I really suck at running marathons." He replied, "You're better than me."

    If I were participating in a triathalon and started reading such signs, first, I would laugh, and then I would say, "I'm better than you."
    Hahahaha! At basketball camp one year there was a group of Downs kids on campus too. They would come watch us play ball and cheer. We all ate lunch together, it was super cool. This one kid would always heckle me. At every game he would boo me and yell if I made a mistake. It was pretty funny. At night everyone would go get in the pool. Me and my boys would play pool basketball too. Well one night this kid kept yelling at me even in swimming pool basketball. I finally said: "If you're so good, you come play." His response:"Oh I can't swim. But if I could I would swim better than you!" Pure genius. We lost it.

  6. #43386
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    Once, 2-3 miles from the finish line of the Boston Marathon, I came to complete stop, leaned over, and spent a few seconds stretching by back because it was hurting by then. I looked up to see a young man watching me, I remarked, "I really suck at running marathons." He replied, "You're better than me."

    If I were participating in a triathalon and started reading such signs, first, I would laugh, and then I would say, "I'm better than you."
    Two things can be true at the same time.

  7. #43387
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    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Been enjoying Tyler Childers lately.

  8. #43388
    Insert choice phrase here.

  9. #43389
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Insert choice phrase here.
    Maybe something like he wears his heart on his sleeve.

  10. #43390
    At some point, the number of questions becomes overwhelming.

  11. #43391
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    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    At some point, the number of questions becomes overwhelming.
    Can you yell “squirrel “ and run away?

  12. #43392
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Can you yell “squirrel “ and run away?
    I mean, you try and be helpful, but everyone wants a survey response these days.

  13. #43393
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    I mean, you try and be helpful, but everyone wants a survey response these days.
    That's your mistake. Stop trying to be helpful.

  14. #43394
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    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    I mean, you try and be helpful, but everyone wants a survey response these days.
    Someone should probably survey the public's tolerance for future surveys.

  15. #43395
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Vermont
    nice chat with friend down the road who is at least Victim Number Five of the leaking refrigerator ice maker. Warped floor, mold, dead cabinets, $10,000 and counting. Industrial sized demudifier at work for days and days. Be careful, kids!

  16. #43396
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC
    Saw this on Facebook. Too funny!

    teslasign.jpg

  17. #43397
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Sweating in the garden and moving one big pile of branches to another, much bigger pile of the same.

    I need to invest in a farm truck. Hauling stuff by tarp is hard.

    Maybe I need some demotivational signs along my haul route.

  18. #43398
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Sweating in the garden and moving one big pile of branches to another, much bigger pile of the same.

    I need to invest in a farm truck. Hauling stuff by tarp is hard.

    Maybe I need some demotivational signs along my haul route.
    None of us have faith in you.

  19. #43399
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    You.
    Let.
    The whole yard
    Down.
    “Fútbol is life!” — Dani Rojas, Richmond Greyhounds

  20. #43400
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Hah hah. Thanks, that was the lack of faith I needed to call it a day!


    And there were three snakes in my wood pile. Just little eastern garters but they weren’t happy to see me.

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