The longest thread ever

[ClemmonsDevil]

years ago my very wise Saab savant mechanic, aptly named Steve Miracle, told me not to get sentimental about cars, they're just wads of plastic and metal...

Agree with this.

[TruBlu]

I have given a few of my past cars names. The names were not affectionately given.

[bundabergdevil]

How many Lowes would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

[aimo]

How many Lowes would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

Damn! Still can't spork!

[aimo]

Me too. I drive a Subaru from 2012. My car doesn't have a name. You don't give Subarus names. It's a freaking Subaru. You definitely don't call it a whip. Although I did know what a whip was because I am well-versed in Hip Hop culture.

I drive a CRV. Her name is Clementine.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I drive a CRV. Her name is Clementine.

That's awesome.

[YmoBeThere]

Hi ho hi ho, it's back to the office I go.

[budwom]

I have given a few of my past cars names. The names were not affectionately given.

yeah, after the debacle of my 1976 Plymouth, I converted to Subarus which were way more reliable, but I would not use the word durable to describe the first one. My 1978 model had most fenders rusted out in two years, but through the fortuitous intervention of three deer collisions, I kept getting new fenders...had I felt compelled to give that car a name, it definitely would have been Rusty.

[ClemmonsDevil]

yeah, after the debacle of my 1976 Plymouth, I converted to Subarus which were way more reliable, but I would not use the word durable to describe the first one. My 1978 model had most fenders rusted out in two years, but through the fortuitous intervention of three deer collisions, I kept getting new fenders...had I felt compelled to give that car a name, it definitely would have been Rusty.

Or The Deer Hunter.

[budwom]

Or The Deer Hunter.

The car was nice, but very small...when I hit a 100 lb doe (small), it crumpled two fenders, the hood and killed the radiator. But it was only 2 miles from home, so I hoofed it there.

[bundabergdevil]

Hi ho hi ho, it's back to the office I go.

I’ll have my first day next week. Full time or partial?

[YmoBeThere]

I’ll have my first day next week. Full time or partial?

Partial = "Hybrid" here. 3 days a week or so in the Big House.

Trying to weekend arbitrage, 3 consecutive in the office and two not. So the weekend feels a little longer.

[bundabergdevil]

Partial = "Hybrid" here. 3 days a week or so in the Big House.

Trying to weekend arbitrage, 3 consecutive in the office and two not. So the weekend feels a little longer.

The team I’m on will be Tuesday/Thursday to start. They’ve warned us not a lot of hardware may be available to start, which is kind of funny. A lot of stuff was sent home and people are still all over the map with work models.

[ClemmonsDevil]

I have worked from home for 7 years and I love it. I go into the home office about 2 or 3 times a year.

[bundabergdevil]

I have worked from home for 7 years and I love it. I go into the home office about 2 or 3 times a year.

Just to flex on them?

[Phredd3]

I have worked from home for 7 years and I love it. I go into the home office about 2 or 3 times a year.

Wouldn't you go into the home office every day?!?

[aimo]

I am currently working from home Mondays and Fridays and in the office Tues-Thurs. Working out great now that my office is 2 miles from home. Though I may be at home tomorrow given Elsa is paying a visit.

[Indoor66]

I haven't worked for 20 years, but I go to my home office every day. 🤠🤣😎

[bundabergdevil]

I haven't worked for 20 years, but I go to my home office every day. 🤠🤣😎

Indoor just flexed on all of us working stiffs, methinks!

[ClemmonsDevil]

Just to flex on them?

It's funny. I go in to win friends and influence people. I try to be the mayor of the home office. They are in Salt Lake City and they are absolutely enthralled with my speech pattern. So they receive a steady diet of smiles and y'alls and aw shucks.