Not on my watch.
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Not on my watch.
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I started shaving my head circa 2000 when I became a respiratory therapist and I would go to deliveries and have to wear a surgical cap. It was just easier to shave my head and the secret to my entire existence is me looking for the easiest path. Well, that and coffee. Coffee fuels this entire enterprise.
My roommate says, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first...
...Every time I go and shave I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say "I'm gonna go shave too"
--Mitch Hedberg
And it is funny that none of us can spork each other. We are a bunch of DBR inbreds.