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  1. #39541
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    At no point has my life been "horse in a pool" level of chaos. Am I doing something wrong?
    You have just the one kid that's still a baby, right?

  2. #39542
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    You have just the one kid that's still a baby, right?
    Wait. I thought life was supposed to get LESS chaotic as a family man?!?!

  3. #39543
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Wait. I thought life was supposed to get LESS chaotic as a family man?!?!
    For two years, I had one kid in high school, one kid in middle school, one kid in elementary school, and one kid in preschool. Getting up in the morning was pretty much a horse in the pool chaos level event.

  4. #39544
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Wait. I thought life was supposed to get LESS chaotic as a family man?!?!
    Ha! Haha! Hahahahaha hahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!

  5. #39545
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    For two years, I had one kid in high school, one kid in middle school, one kid in elementary school, and one kid in preschool. Getting up in the morning was pretty much a horse in the pool chaos level event.
    That sounds exhausting. We do abide by the ďthey canít outnumber usĒ parenting philosophy so maybe thatíll be more like pig in the pool level of chaos?

  6. #39546
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Ha! Haha! Hahahahaha hahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!
    I do not like this response at all.

  7. #39547
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    I do not like this response at all.
    There are two reasons this crowd is happy that you are having a second baby. One of them is that you seem like a nice guy and babies are awesome.

  8. #39548
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    There are two reasons this crowd is happy that you are having a second baby. One of them is that you seem like a nice guy and babies are awesome.
    Hah hah. Yeah, we know the level of difficulty is about to go up. I have a hunch lil girl is going to be ornery, too.

  9. #39549
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    We recently taught my son KissesĒ. He canít pucker yet so itís all open mouthed slobbery.

  10. #39550
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    We recently taught my son KissesĒ. He canít pucker yet so itís all open mouthed slobbery.
    My neighbor has a two year old (and a second due any day now). This young gentleman had recently learned how to blow kisses - an excellent skill in COVID times. The entire neighborhood is quite smitten with his new move.

  11. #39551
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    It's a good story, probably due for a retelling.
    The family formerly known as Idiot Neighbors 3 have been renamed the Clampetts, just wanted folks to know (and yes, they have an Ellie Mae)...they like their booze, and this led to a horse being allowed to wander into the pool (i.e. Ceeement Pond) area where it went kerplunk, took our town's heroic Animal Control Officer hours to extricate the unhappy cheval.

    And the aforementioned Animal Control Officer is currently embroiled with the mess that occurred when the Clampetts' Akita killed a dog on our street...it's getting ugly, it really is...

  12. #39552
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    That sounds exhausting. We do abide by the ďthey canít outnumber usĒ parenting philosophy so maybe thatíll be more like pig in the pool level of chaos?
    Itís tough when you have to switch from m-2-m to zone.
    ďFķtbol is life!Ē ó Dani Rojas, Richmond Greyhounds

  13. #39553
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Itís tough when you have to switch from m-2-m to zone.
    And how. We did space ours out though so that by the time the 4th came along, we didn't need to play too much defense with the first.

  14. #39554
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Itís tough when you have to switch from m-2-m to zone.
    And what would K think if you did?!?!

    I know heís a good catholic but he might advocate for alternative living arrangements versus a zone!

    Well, early K anyway...

  15. #39555
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Itís tough when you have to switch from m-2-m to zone.
    They suck are you in because there is the undeniable truth that babies are great. They're just fun and you sort of grow attached if you're not careful.

  16. #39556
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    babies are great, but as Bart Simpson might say, is it true they routinely poop in their pants? That's the part i wouldn't like, but I imagine I'd get used to it.

  17. #39557
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    is it true they routinely poop in their pants?
    On occasion, these can be extinction level events.

  18. #39558
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    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    babies are great, but as Bart Simpson might say, is it true they routinely poop in their pants? That's the part i wouldn't like, but I imagine I'd get used to it.
    In fairness, itís not just babies that do this.

  19. #39559
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    In fairness, itís not just babies that do this.
    Wealthy scions living in their fatherís shadow also have this problem.

  20. #39560
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    Changing diapers never bothered me all that much.

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