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  1. #39361
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Do be do be do do do oh Do be do be do do do ohs?
    I was hoping here comes the rain again, because we are entering Stage 2 drought restrictions here in SA.

    https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/lo...s-16112532.php

  2. #39362
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    I was hoping here comes the rain again, because we are entering Stage 2 drought restrictions here in SA.

    https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/lo...s-16112532.php
    Droughts suck.

  3. #39363
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    Just name the horse, nimrod.

    Just name the stupid horse.

  4. #39364
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Just name the horse, nimrod.

    Just name the stupid horse.
    America?

  5. #39365
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    America?
    That would have been a perfect self-own.



    (Must spread Sporkz . . . .)

  6. #39366
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Just name the horse, nimrod.

    Just name the stupid horse.
    Remove the comma in sentence 1. Problem solved.

  7. #39367
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Remove the comma in sentence 1. Problem solved.
    Again, Sporkz must be spread . . . .

  8. #39368
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    The gang is singing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas,” and Gonzo starts in on “Now bring us some figgy pudding.” Miss Piggy mishears the line and cuts him off with the interjection, “PIGGY PUDDING?!?!?”, in inimitable Piggy style. Gonzo sets her at ease by reassuring her, “No, no, figgy pudding. It’s made with figs.” Piggy breathes an audible sigh of relief and just as Gonzo strikes up the verse again, he sneaks in the under-his-breath aside “...and bacon.”
    Rimshot.
    Gonzo had stones, but sometimes he just didn't know when to quit.

    Camilla fussed at him about this. I know, I speak Chicken.

  9. #39369
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Gonzo had stones, but sometimes he just didn't know when to quit.

    Camilla fussed at him about this. I know, I speak Chicken.
    Well I just figured out who we are.

  10. #39370
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    It's a Slayer morning.
    https://g.co/kgs/zsuk2m

  11. #39371
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    I was hoping here comes the rain again, because we are entering Stage 2 drought restrictions here in SA.

    https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/lo...s-16112532.php
    it's generally been very dry here, but we got six inches of snow yesterday and last night, so once again mulching will be suspended...I am not upset.

  12. #39372
    Quote Originally Posted by wilson View Post
    It's a Slayer morning.
    https://g.co/kgs/zsuk2m
    I am aware that this band exists but I have no idea what they sing. But I have also seen that terrifying picture of you and I am willing to start listening to them if you insist upon it. Basically I am scared of you and Aimo, and I can't decide which one scares me more. Also I'm a coward.

  13. #39373
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I am aware that this band exists but I have no idea what they sing. But I have also seen that terrifying picture of you and I am willing to start listening to them if you insist upon it. Basically I am scared of you and Aimo, and I can't decide which one scares me more. Also I'm a coward.
    Playing it pretty fast and loose to describe Slayer's sound as "singing," to be honest. Let's just say that it's dark-souled music to match my dark mood.

  14. #39374
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I am aware that this band exists but I have no idea what they sing. But I have also seen that terrifying picture of you and I am willing to start listening to them if you insist upon it. Basically I am scared of you and Aimo, and I can't decide which one scares me more. Also I'm a coward.
    no one knows what Slayer sings because, as the name implies, I believe they kill everyone at their concerts, which has limited my attendance. I suspect Aimo is far, far less threatening...

  15. #39375
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Well I just figured out who we are.
    Well, I am glad you did, because I have no clue.

  16. #39376
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I am aware that this band exists but I have no idea what they sing. But I have also seen that terrifying picture of you and I am willing to start listening to them if you insist upon it. Basically I am scared of you and Aimo, and I can't decide which one scares me more. Also I'm a coward.
    How can you be scared of Wilson? He wears Kermit the Frog sneakers. While listening to Slayer.

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    I go shoeless these days.

  18. #39378
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    How can you be scared of Wilson? He wears Kermit the Frog sneakers. While listening to Slayer.
    Only teachers or serial killers pair those things.

  19. #39379
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    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    no one knows what Slayer sings because, as the name implies, I believe they kill everyone at their concerts, which has limited my attendance. I suspect Aimo is far, far less threatening...
    I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said
    "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?"
    Then he said,
    "How many of you feel like animals?"
    And everyone cheered after the animals part.
    But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question. --Mitch Hedberg

  20. #39380
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Well I just figured out who we are.
    Will you let us off the hook?


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