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  1. #39061
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    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    My mom isn't a gangsta, nor a poet. She did always have this saying she would recite whenever I inadvertently made a phrase rhyme.

    Something like: "You're a poet, but didn't know it. But your feet show it. They're Longfellows".

    My mom is kooky. In a good way.
    Such a mom-joke!

    My mom has a song for EVERY occasion.

  2. #39062
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Such a mom-joke!

    My mom has a song for EVERY occasion.
    If I ever meet your mother I will try to affect an occasion to challenge that assertion!

  3. #39063
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    He’s a gangster poet so covered.
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    At least someone gets it.
    You really think he would be happy with a passing reference? You don't know Jay!

  4. #39064
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Such a mom-joke!

    My mom has a song for EVERY occasion.
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    If I ever meet your mother I will try to affect an occasion to challenge that assertion!
    Even for a moose attack?

  5. #39065
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    My mom isn't a gangsta, nor a poet. She did always have this saying she would recite whenever I inadvertently made a phrase rhyme.

    Something like: "You're a poet, but didn't know it. But your feet show it. They're Longfellows".

    My mom is kooky. In a good way.
    We could be related - that phrase was uttered in my family, as well.

  6. #39066
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Even for a moose attack?
    Scary stuff. One once bit my sister and she could never type “o” the same way again.

  7. #39067
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Scary stuff. One once bit my sister and she could never type “o” the same way again.
    Full circle.

  8. #39068
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Full circle.
    No, it’s not. It’s a circle with a slash in it. Pay attention, push-ups.

  9. #39069
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    No, it’s not. It’s a circle with a slash in it. Pay attention, push-ups.
    Gladly!

  10. #39070
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Even for a moose attack?
    I guarantee it! It would probably involve Mr. Moose from Captain Kangaroo, but still . . .

  11. #39071
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    Never watch a movie with Scottish characters with Scottish in-laws.

  12. #39072
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Never watch a movie with Scottish characters with Scottish in-laws.
    Not appreciative of the stereotypes?

  13. #39073
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Never watch a movie with Scottish characters with Scottish in-laws.
    Not fans of Trainspotting?

  14. #39074
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Not fans of Trainspotting?
    Oooh good movie.

  15. #39075
    Vikings?

  16. #39076
    The Poochie episode is on.

  17. #39077
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    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Tonight's reunion event was much better. Also, Google Chrome worked.

  18. #39078
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Not appreciative of the stereotypes?
    They spent half the movie googling all the Scottish and English people (based on real events) and asking one another whether they remembered them. One of them is hard of hearing -and the movie was on - so the exchanges were loud and Scottish. There was a sex scene and father in law yelled, “You’re missing the tits and bums, dear!” to his wife who was in the kitchen. He also burps with his mouth open and every time he does, his wife says “more tea vicker?” They ruined the climax of the movie by asking each other if they remembered x, y and z before x, y, and zed had happened.

    My wife is about to lose her mind. Speaking of stereotypes, I think they share a few qualities with the So I Married an Axe Murderer parents.

  19. #39079
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Not fans of Trainspotting?
    They wouldn’t be able to handle it. We did watch Killer Joe with my mom a few weeks ago and we have agreed to never speak of it again.

  20. #39080
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    They spent half the movie googling all the Scottish and English people (based on real events) and asking one another whether they remembered them. One of them is hard of hearing -and the movie was on - so the exchanges were loud and Scottish. There was a sex scene and father in law yelled, “You’re missing the tits and bums, dear!” to his wife who was in the kitchen. He also burps with his mouth open and every time he does, his wife says “more tea vicker?” They ruined the climax of the movie by asking each other if they remembered x, y and z before x, y, and zed had happened.

    My wife is about to lose her mind. Speaking of stereotypes, I think they share a few qualities with the So I Married an Axe Murderer parents.
    I have been vaccinated. Can I come? I am chortling.

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