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  1. #38621
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    I wish I was an inch taller.


    *For my weight...
    I wish I were (still) a baller.

  2. #38622
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    I wish I were (still) a baller.
    That's some fine Skee-lo!

  3. #38623
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    That's some fine Skee-lo!
    <tips hat>

    My wife always screws up the words when we sing this song around the house - which happens more often than you might imagine.

    Instead of

    "..wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and '64 impala"

    she sings

    "...wish I had a rabbit ina hat with a bat, what 'chu think about that?"

    I'm not mad at her.

  4. #38624
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    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    I don't have a problem with guys wearing sandals or flops. But, just like women, be mindful of what your feet look like before you do. Just sayin'.

    Now, tank tops or muscle shirts . . . that's a WHOLE other issue. Unless you are Tom Selleck from the 80s, go for the sleeves.
    Last time I saw my primary care doc, she praised my feet, but I rarely choose to display them in public because, among my many admirable traits, I have great humility.

    I'm with you on muscle shirts, sitting next to some guy wearing one on an airplane is among the reasons I tolerate air travel rather than relish it.

  5. #38625
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    <tips hat>

    My wife always screws up the words when we sing this song around the house - which happens more often than you might imagine.

    Instead of

    "..wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and '64 impala"

    she sings

    "...wish I had a rabbit ina hat with a bat, what 'chu think about that?"

    I'm not mad at her.
    It probably happens exactly as often as I think. Which is at least weekly.

  6. #38626
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    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    Last time I saw my primary care doc, she praised my feet, but I rarely choose to display them in public because, among my many admirable traits, I have great humility.

    I'm with you on muscle shirts, sitting next to some guy wearing one on an airplane is among the reasons I tolerate air travel rather than relish it.
    Neal Bortz (Atlanta based talk radio host) called them “Fleshy Fliers”.

  7. #38627
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    Quote Originally Posted by TruBlu View Post
    Neal Bortz (Atlanta based talk radio host) called them “Fleshy Fliers”.
    they do tend to be on the large size, something I don't want to criticize, but I really don't want to that much of them regardless of their bulkitude. We've come a long way from the days when people got dressed up to travel on airplanes (not that I long to).

  8. #38628
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    <tips hat>

    My wife always screws up the words when we sing this song around the house - which happens more often than you might imagine.

    Instead of

    "..wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and '64 impala"

    she sings

    "...wish I had a rabbit ina hat with a bat, what 'chu think about that?"

    I'm not mad at her.
    I prefer Buick or Pontiac over Chevrolet, so I understand what she is doing there.

  9. #38629
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    It probably happens exactly as often as I think. Which is at least weekly.
    Busted.

    The irony is that she knows the lyrics to every song and I make up my own lyrics.

    I thought it was "Give me the Beach Boys, and free my soul"...

    Matter-of-fact, I still think that may be what they meant.

  10. #38630
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    Last time I saw my primary care doc, she praised my feet
    My feet have been praised. But there is no truth to the rumor that they influenced Kyrie's views on Earth's shape.

  11. #38631
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    My feet have been praised. But there is no truth to the rumor that they influenced Kyrie's views on Earth's shape.
    Ha, was thinking of Kyrie views yesterday as I watched flights go overhead (VT) including Paris to Dallas, Dubai to Houston, NYC to Ethiopia, tough to reconcile with a flat earth map...

  12. #38632
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    Busted.

    The irony is that she knows the lyrics to every song and I make up my own lyrics.

    I thought it was "Give me the Beach Boys, and free my soul"...

    Matter-of-fact, I still think that may be what they meant.
    During a lecture for Physicians this week I was asked for my opinion about something that is not officially within my purview currently, but about which I have spoken at conferences in the past. I told the Physicians this and then I answered. And after I gave my answer I left them with this little gem: "That is my inclination based on the data and current literature, but I am not officially authorized to answer this in my current capacity, so, to quote Young Jeezy: 'If you get jammed up don't mention my name.' ".

  13. #38633
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    During a lecture for Physicians this week I was asked for my opinion about something that is not officially within my purview currently, but about which I have spoken at conferences in the past. I told the Physicians this and then I answered. And after I gave my answer I left them with this little gem: "That is my inclination based on the data and current literature, but I am not officially authorized to answer this in my current capacity, so, to quote Young Jeezy: 'If you get jammed up don't mention my name.' ".
    Jay Bilas? Is that you?

  14. #38634
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    Jay Bilas? Is that you?
    I am a huge fan

  15. #38635
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I am a huge fan
    Just a fan, eh?

    He quotes Young Jeezy. You quote Young Jeezy.

    He uses self deprecation as a humor device; you do, too.

    QED

    ClemmonsDevil = Jay Bilas

    I don't harbor the ill-will that many do here toward Bilas, so I guess he (you) are ok in my book.

  16. #38636
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    Just a fan, eh?

    He quotes Young Jeezy. You quote Young Jeezy.

    He uses self deprecation as a humor device; you do, too.

    QED

    ClemmonsDevil = Jay Bilas

    I don't harbor the ill-will that many do here toward Bilas, so I guess he (you) are ok in my book.
    But Jay is from California. And if Dre and Tupac taught us anything it's that California knows how to party.

  17. #38637
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    But Jay is from California. And if Dre and Tupac taught us anything it's that California knows how to party.
    I'm not from California. Although, I do know that one must fight. For their right.

  18. #38638
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    I'm not from California. Although, I do know that one must fight. For their right.
    Are you Shadrach, Meshach or Abednego?

  19. #38639
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    Gone 12 days. Only damage seems to be 1 dead mouse. Not bad.

  20. #38640
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    But Jay is from California. And if Dre and Tupac taught us anything it's that California knows how to party.
    I wish I could drop some lyrics from that song, but the majority would be wankerized.

    Instead, I will just link to the obviously NSFW music video which I hold is in the pantheon of all time music videos.

    Again, in case you missed it, NSFW:

    https://youtu.be/5wBTdfAkqGU

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