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  1. #37861
    I hate seeing thin flight attendants when I board a plane. Means they will keep the temperature too warm and I will sweat.

  2. #37862
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I hate seeing thin flight attendants when I board a plane. Means they will keep the temperature too warm and I will sweat.
    I hate seeing Samuel L. Jackson when I board a plane. Means there is an increased chance of snakes.


    &(*@%*- &**&# snakes.

  3. #37863
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    I hate seeing Samuel L. Jackson when I board a plane. Means there is an increased chance of snakes.


    &(*98*- &*T*&# snakes.
    I would say I missed that film, but that would be asking a lot of the term "missed".

  4. #37864
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Coffee break. Tired. Nap time at lunch.

  5. #37865
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Washington, DC area
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Coffee break. Tired. Nap time at lunch.
    Will the kid nap at the same time? (As if.)

    -jk

  6. #37866
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Asheville, NC
    I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was
    unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again.
    A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
    --Mitch Hedberg

  7. #37867
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
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    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest I was
    unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again.
    A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
    --Mitch Hedberg
    Love that one!

  8. #37868
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Asheville, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Love that one!
    Almost every time I post one I think, "Yeah, this is my favorite".

    I'll admit - I'm actually saving some of the real humdingers for a special occasion.

  9. #37869
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Quote Originally Posted by -jk View Post
    Will the kid nap at the same time? (As if.)

    -jk
    He’s been head bobbing and not happy about being able to fall asleep. I hear him. That sucks.

  10. #37870
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I hate seeing thin flight attendants when I board a plane. Means they will keep the temperature too warm and I will sweat.
    I was expecting this to be a Mitch Hedberg quote.

  11. #37871
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Vermont
    Holly The Lab kicks off the 2021 pond swimming season with some stout paddling this morning, 33 degree water, ice on the edges, all kinds of canine fun.

  12. #37872
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Outside Philly
    Phew. Made it to the coast! Glad to be out of that car. New, bigger car is going to be a necessity when number 2 arrives.

  13. #37873
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Phew. Made it to the coast! Glad to be out of that car. New, bigger car is going to be a necessity when number 2 arrives.
    Minivan!

  14. #37874
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Phew. Made it to the coast! Glad to be out of that car. New, bigger car is going to be a necessity when number 2 arrives.
    Ooh! Where are you? Booking a November trip later today.

  15. #37875
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    Holly The Lab kicks off the 2021 pond swimming season with some stout paddling this morning, 33 degree water, ice on the edges, all kinds of canine fun.
    That's kinda chilly water.

  16. #37876
    I have done push ups in three states. Four if you count the state of confusion.

  17. #37877
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Atlanta, GA
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    I have done push ups in three states. Four if you count the state of confusion.
    I'm working on crossing off all the states. The goal has been to make it to all 50 before age 40. I'll be at 49 at the end of this summer.
    I've almost certainly shared this here before.

  18. #37878
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Vermont
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Phew. Made it to the coast! Glad to be out of that car. New, bigger car is going to be a necessity when number 2 arrives.
    coast of....?

  19. #37879
    I have been to 40 states.

  20. #37880
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    I have found Geocaches in 14 states and one foreign country. Been to 34 states total.

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