The longest thread ever

[ClemmonsDevil]

I used to insure Hammer's vehicles years ago. With the obvious pleas..."Please Hammer don't hurt them."

Well. Let's call it a day...Ymo wins. Let's reconvene tomorrow.

[bundabergdevil]

I used to insure Hammer's vehicles years ago. With the obvious pleas..."Please Hammer don't hurt them."

Wait. Is this a true story or a very elaborate joke set up tied to your vocation?

[YmoBeThere]

Wait. Is this a true story or a very elaborate joke set up tied to your vocation?

True story from when I worked for an insurer based in Winston-Salem. We were an independent agent channel carrier, so to Mr. Burrell he was insured with Zzzzzz agency. But the paper it was written on was ours.

[YmoBeThere]

Too cold in the mornings...

[grad_devil]

I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down and that made me angry 'cause I like loud music... so when he knocked on the wall, I'd mess with his head. I'd say, "Go around! I cannot open the wall! I don't know if you have a doorknob on your side but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat." --Mitch Hedberg

It's the first joke in this video (<1 minute), but beware; you might get dragged into the entire 43 minutes, which may (or may not) be safe for work.

[grad_devil]

I have a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.

"Oh, you're a king you say. Well, you won't believe what I have in store for you. It's to your exact specifications." --Mitch Hedberg

[grad_devil]

"As a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was." --Mitch Hedberg

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

It's impossible to articulate exactly why, but he's by far the funniest stand up comic I am familiar with.

Out of curiosity, what other comedians do you Mitch fans like? I love Demitri Martin.

[YmoBeThere]

It's impossible to articulate exactly why, but he's by far the funniest stand up comic I am familiar with.

I'd never heard of him until this thread.

[ClemmonsDevil]

"As a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was." --Mitch Hedberg

This one killed me.

[YmoBeThere]

This one killed me.

So, you are posting from beyond the grave?

[aimo]

I'd never heard of him until this thread.

Thank you for saying this. I was feeling left out.

[grad_devil]

I'd never heard of him until this thread.

Thank you for saying this. I was feeling left out.

He was on the late night talk show circuit, had the comedy central special, and had small roles on a sitcom or two.

I stumbled on his Comedy Central special while visiting an excommunicated Amish friend in Ohio. Man..there's a story there somewhere. Anyway, we just kept looking at each other as his act went on thinking "Who IS this guy". Of course, it was late and we were exhausted; practically anything was hilarious.

[ClemmonsDevil]

So, you are posting from beyond the grave?

Is that what we arw calling Florida now?

[OldPhiKap]

It's impossible to articulate exactly why, but he's by far the funniest stand up comic I am familiar with.

Out of curiosity, what other comedians do you Mitch fans like? I love Demitri Martin.

Eddie Izzard
Lewis Black
Dave Attell
Carlin (of course)

[ClemmonsDevil]

I just bought an entire pizza and just ate the toppings. There is something wrong with me.

[budwom]

butter and eggs warming up in the kitchen bullpen for anniversary yellow cake cupcakes with chocolate icing, prime filet mignons, special Greek lemon potatoes..

[grad_devil]

It's impossible to articulate exactly why, but he's by far the funniest stand up comic I am familiar with.

Out of curiosity, what other comedians do you Mitch fans like? I love Demitri Martin.

Hmm..I don't really have a list of others I enjoy, so I'm not much help. I just know what I like when I hear it.

Music-wise, I'm a Weird Al aficionado. I think my friends, if I had any, would describe me as "quirky".

[YmoBeThere]

Hmm..I don't really have a list of others I enjoy, so I'm not much help. I just know what I like when I hear it.

Music-wise, I'm a Weird Al aficionado. I think my friends, if I had any, would describe me as "quirky".

I used to enjoy the Doctor Demento show back in the day.

[YmoBeThere]

There is something wrong with me.

We kinda knew this already...