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  1. #35921
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Is your middle name Milhouse?
    No, but one of my best friends in junior high was a distant cousin of Nixon. Her last name was Milhous. No E.

  2. #35922
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Asheville, NC
    "I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?" --Mitch Hedberg

  3. #35923
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    "I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?" --Mitch Hedberg
    I'll never not spork Mitch.

  4. #35924
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Asheville, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    I'll never not spork Mitch.
    And I'll continue to post quotes for a while to help pad the LTE numbers. Also, because he was amazing.

    So I guess it's a win/win?

  5. #35925
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    And I'll continue to post quotes for a while to help pad the LTE numbers. Also, because he was amazing.

    So I guess it's a win/win?
    I enjoy them plus it is good to keep the momentum going.

  6. #35926
    The faster you go ...the momentum you have

  7. #35927
    Quote Originally Posted by tteettimes View Post
    The faster you go ...the momentum you have
    And the likelier we are to careen off the road in a horrific explosion. I think I keep us fairly close to this anyway.

  8. #35928
    Toe touch/Russian alert. I can still do them and I didn't hurt myself. It was not as "clean" as it used to be. But this is a good day. Hell of a day.

  9. #35929
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Toe touch/Russian alert. I can still do them and I didn't hurt myself. It was not as "clean" as it used to be. But this is a good day. Hell of a day.
    Video?

  10. #35930
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    Video?
    Absolutely not. You guys will have to trust me.

  11. #35931
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    Nov 2007
    Location
    Vermont
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Toe touch/Russian alert. I can still do them and I didn't hurt myself. It was not as "clean" as it used to be. But this is a good day. Hell of a day.
    Does this involve touching your own toes, or someone else's?

  12. #35932
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Absolutely not. You guys will have to trust me.
    Are you a Russian operative?

  13. #35933
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Toe touch/Russian alert. I can still do them and I didn't hurt myself. It was not as "clean" as it used to be. But this is a good day. Hell of a day.
    You rock!

    Odds that I can still do a Russian? Low.

  14. #35934
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Absolutely not. You guys will have to trust me.
    I trust you.

  15. #35935
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Asheville, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Toe touch/Russian alert. I can still do them and I didn't hurt myself. It was not as "clean" as it used to be. But this is a good day. Hell of a day.
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Are you a Russian operative?
    на кого ты работаешь, друг?

    ClemmonsDevil won't need the translation. Highlight below:

    Who do you work for, friend?
    Last edited by grad_devil; 03-08-2021 at 12:53 PM. Reason: Quoted wrong post!

  16. #35936
    My toes. I could do these with an absolutely straight back and bring my feet up to my extended hands the last time I did these fairly regularly (when I still worked NICU at the bedside...we always had 20-22 year olds starting and they never believed I could do them). Now I have to reach for my toes. My effort is participation trophy, rather than championship caliber.

  17. #35937
    Quote Originally Posted by grad_devil View Post
    на кого ты работаешь, друг?

    ClemmonsDevil won't need the translation. Highlight below:

    Who do you work for, friend?
    This made me snot. Solid work.

  18. #35938
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Vermont
    doing my laundry right now, man of the 21st century.

  19. #35939
    Quote Originally Posted by budwom View Post
    doing my laundry right now, man of the 21st century.
    Before I got into medicine, but after college, I managed an American Eagle Outfitters for 3 years. This conditioned me to be absolutely nuts when it comes to clothes maintenance and laundry. Everything is folded in my house like it was going to be placed on a display table. Which also suggests that I'm even crazier than you guys already suspected. The upshot of this is my wife and children are strictly forbidden from touching the laundry. So I do all of the cooking and the laundry and my wife is the breadwinner. We are basically a 1950s family and she is Desi while I am Lucy.

  20. #35940
    Quote Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil View Post
    Before I got into medicine, but after college, I managed an American Eagle Outfitters for 3 years. This conditioned me to be absolutely nuts when it comes to clothes maintenance and laundry. Everything is folded in my house like it was going to be placed on a display table. Which also suggests that I'm even crazier than you guys already suspected. The upshot of this is my wife and children are strictly forbidden from touching the laundry. So I do all of the cooking and the laundry and my wife is the breadwinner. We are basically a 1950s family and she is Desi while I am Lucy.
    Ugh. I know those folds.

    *Cue flashbacks from big store retail days*

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