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  1. #31301
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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    In more contemporary fare, nothing is better than rocking out with your American Woodcock out:
    Of course, American Woodcock needed random cat (and Collective Soul) to really tap into something the world had never seen before.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Of course, American Woodcock needed random cat (and Collective Soul) to really tap into something the world had never seen before.

    The band later broke up when random cat ate American Woodcock.

    Noted music critic Lester Bangs commented, "It was no surprise."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    The band later broke up when random cat ate American Woodcock.

    Noted music critic Lester Bangs commented, "It was no surprise."

    Bangs then side-eyed his interviewer and added, "Still a cat-astrophe for everyone who loves good music."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Bangs then side-eyed his interviewer and added, "Still a cat-astrophe for everyone who loves good music."

    The interviewer then concluded the interview by slapping Lester square in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    The interviewer then concluded the interview by slapping Lester square in the face.

    To which circle said, "why not slap him me in the face?!?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    To which circle said, "why not slap him me in the face?!?!"

    Rhombus sneered, "You're not even a quadrilateral, you can't be you-ed in the face!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Rhombus sneered, "You're not even a quadrilateral, you can't be you-ed in the face!"


    Triangle slunk back into the shadows, ashamed of her limited angles that only summed to 180.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Triangle slunk back into the shadows, ashamed of her limited angles that only summed to 180.

    Meanwhile, pentagon puffed up his chest and said, "Four angles! Euclidean me! It's much better to slap Lester me in the face!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Meanwhile, pentagon puffed up his chest and said, "Four angles! Euclidean me! It's much better to slap Lester me in the face!"
    Octagon wanted to get in on the action but couldn't because he eight too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Octagon wanted to get in on the action but couldn't because he eight too much.
    "Cosine", said hexagon, who had also eaten too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    "Cosine", said hexagon, who had also eaten too much.
    Time for a joke:

    If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and you're Finnish when you leave it, what are you in between?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Time for a joke:

    If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom and you're Finnish when you leave it, what are you in between?
    European.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    European.
    Which brings us back to hummingbirds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    Which brings us back to hummingbirds.
    According to Calder and Hiebert, hummingbirds may pee in amounts equal to between 56% and 149% of their body weight every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    According to Calder and Hiebert, hummingbirds may pee in amounts equal to between 56% and 149% of their body weight every day.
    You'd need a doctor for that but probably not a cardiologist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    According to Calder and Hiebert, hummingbirds may pee in amounts equal to between 56% and 149% of their body weight every day.
    That's a lot of water weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    You'd need a doctor for that but probably not a cardiologist.
    might need a psychiatrist

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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    That's a lot of water weight.
    It is. People only produce pee amounts equal to 1.5% to 2.5% of our body weight. We must have all the vinegar, the hummingbirds all the piss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by richardjackson199 View Post
    might need a psychiatrist
    That's what the bud light is for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bundabergdevil View Post
    According to Calder and Hiebert, hummingbirds may pee in amounts equal to between 56% and 149% of their body weight every day.

    Not a McKinsey interview case question: how many hummingbirds can fit in a 757?

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