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  1. #27541
    Allergies were great until about 3 PM. I guess it is all relative.

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    Feb 2007
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    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    I'm having enough allergy symptoms that they'll never allow me to work a graveyard shift handing out PPEs now!

  3. #27543
    They get annoying here in SA as they start in mid-December (mountain cedar) and run through early June.

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    Good morning!

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    Awww yeeeeaaahhhh, long weekend of junk tossing, burger grilling, pull-tabbing mayhem about to begin.

    Come on Deebers, let's pretend we're cool! At the appropriate distance, of course. I have grown quite fond of distancing.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  6. #27546
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    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    Awww yeeeeaaahhhh, long weekend of junk tossing, burger grilling, pull-tabbing mayhem about to begin.

    Come on Deebers, let's pretend we're cool! At the appropriate distance, of course. I have grown quite fond of distancing.
    Q: how did the hipster burn his mouth?

    A: he ate pizza before it was cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Q: how did the hipster burn his mouth?

    A: he ate pizza before it was cool.
    Yeah! That's the spirit! Dad jokes! Nothing shows cooler than those.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    Yeah! That's the spirit! Dad jokes! Nothing shows cooler than those.
    That’s my view.

    My kids may disagree though.

  9. #27549
    One of the bedrock joys of having children is watching their eyes light up when a parent tells a groaner.

    Another is when your precious child makes a comment that flattens you with laughter that can't be stopped. I mean cannot be stopped. Those are the best.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  10. #27550
    With all the junk tossing, weezie, when does the junk accumulation occur?

  11. #27551
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    I do not accumulate junk, I accumulate really awesome stuff that at sometime in the future I will decide I don't need after all. Also, yarn. Yarn never becomes junk. Since I struck out with getting any of my sons to knit, I hope at least one of them marries somebody who appreciates yarn, I need to leave the really good stuff to somebody in my will! Or knit it, but it's unlikely I will ever knit all of it.

  12. #27552
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    One friend who is a master of dad jokes has a son who is already trying to follow in his footsteps. The dad requested that we all post our favorite dad jokes for his son's 9th birthday this past week. Here were my contributions.

    First I mentioned that on a walk through Newton Cemetery this week I came across the gravestone of one Josiah Eaton Bacon. For real. I should go back and take a picture.

    Second: Where will a cat be when the lights go out?


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    I have no dad jokes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    I do not accumulate junk, I accumulate really awesome stuff that at sometime in the future I will decide I don't need after all. Also, yarn. Yarn never becomes junk. Since I struck out with getting any of my sons to knit, I hope at least one of them marries somebody who appreciates yarn, I need to leave the really good stuff to somebody in my will! Or knit it, but it's unlikely I will ever knit all of it.
    Do you ever have knit togethers on any of the video platforms?

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    When does a joke become a "dad joke?"
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    When it becomes apparent

  16. #27556
    Breakfast tacos this morning. I’m now erring on the side of overcooking my food.

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    Eggnog scone this morning. (Plus, I licked the bowl from the cake I baked - somethings you just never outgrow.)

    Niece Elizabeth and Nephew Michael are driving down for the weekend. Just found out they are bringing a bonus - Great Niece Gracie. On the agenda for the weekend - I'm picking up wedding cake samples for a cake tasting. Niece Elizabeth is also going to try on her mother's wedding dress - that should be interesting.

  18. #27558
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    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Do you ever have knit togethers on any of the video platforms?
    Yes.

  19. #27559
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    The Drewsk is in the house! He got home from Maryland around 10pm last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
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    Winner.

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