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  1. #27141
    With all the junk tossing, weezie, when does the junk accumulation occur?

  2. #27142
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    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    I do not accumulate junk, I accumulate really awesome stuff that at sometime in the future I will decide I don't need after all. Also, yarn. Yarn never becomes junk. Since I struck out with getting any of my sons to knit, I hope at least one of them marries somebody who appreciates yarn, I need to leave the really good stuff to somebody in my will! Or knit it, but it's unlikely I will ever knit all of it.

  3. #27143
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    One friend who is a master of dad jokes has a son who is already trying to follow in his footsteps. The dad requested that we all post our favorite dad jokes for his son's 9th birthday this past week. Here were my contributions.

    First I mentioned that on a walk through Newton Cemetery this week I came across the gravestone of one Josiah Eaton Bacon. For real. I should go back and take a picture.

    Second: Where will a cat be when the lights go out?


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    In the dark

  4. #27144
    I have no dad jokes...

  5. #27145
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    I do not accumulate junk, I accumulate really awesome stuff that at sometime in the future I will decide I don't need after all. Also, yarn. Yarn never becomes junk. Since I struck out with getting any of my sons to knit, I hope at least one of them marries somebody who appreciates yarn, I need to leave the really good stuff to somebody in my will! Or knit it, but it's unlikely I will ever knit all of it.
    Do you ever have knit togethers on any of the video platforms?

  6. #27146
    When does a joke become a "dad joke?"
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    When it becomes apparent

  7. #27147
    Breakfast tacos this morning. Iím now erring on the side of overcooking my food.

  8. #27148
    Eggnog scone this morning. (Plus, I licked the bowl from the cake I baked - somethings you just never outgrow.)

    Niece Elizabeth and Nephew Michael are driving down for the weekend. Just found out they are bringing a bonus - Great Niece Gracie. On the agenda for the weekend - I'm picking up wedding cake samples for a cake tasting. Niece Elizabeth is also going to try on her mother's wedding dress - that should be interesting.

  9. #27149
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Do you ever have knit togethers on any of the video platforms?
    Yes.

  10. #27150
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    The Drewsk is in the house! He got home from Maryland around 10pm last night.

  11. #27151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15 View Post
    When does a joke become a "dad joke?"
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    Winner.

  12. #27152
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Winner.
    Winner, chicken dinner?

  13. #27153
    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    The Drewsk is in the house! He got home from Maryland around 10pm last night.
    T Bone and The Drewsk?

  14. #27154
    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Eggnog scone this morning. (Plus, I licked the bowl from the cake I baked - somethings you just never outgrow.)
    Raw eggs?

  15. #27155
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Durham, NC
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Raw eggs?
    I have been eating cake batter, cookie dough, etc, my whole life and have never gotten sick from the raw eggs. Even if I got sick this weekend from raw dough, I'd say that's still pretty good odds - and do it again.

    As a side note, I found a copy of Ben and Jerry's ice cream cookbook a couple of years ago at a yard sale. From 1987. NONE of the recipes say cook the custard first. And there are no notes explaining why, which is interesting since they explain almost everything else they do. Wondering if I should take a chance with the raw eggs recipe? Maybe try it once raw, once cooked, see if there is a difference. If no difference, I will cook.

    But cake batter? Nah!

  16. #27156
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    With all the junk tossing, weezie, when does the junk accumulation occur?
    When I am not looking! DOOIIIIY!

    My husband is a ninja crap collector. He is every bit my match in this eternal battle. The Forces Of Sweet Righteous Organization vs. The Questionable Decisions That Inevitably Lead
    To The Dump.

    Seriously!!

    Yet somehow, we have made it work for a very, very, very long time. But only because orange is not my color. And, if I kill him, I would then be forced to clean up the mess.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  17. #27157
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    T Bone and The Drewsk?
    Indeed, T-Bone and The Drewsk. Comedy team? Cop show?

  18. #27158
    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    Raw eggs?
    Yes - only egg whites in this particular recipe. Now I need to figure out what to do with 6 egg yolks.

    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    I have been eating cake batter, cookie dough, etc, my whole life and have never gotten sick from the raw eggs. Even if I got sick this weekend from raw dough, I'd say that's still pretty good odds - and do it again.

    As a side note, I found a copy of Ben and Jerry's ice cream cookbook a couple of years ago at a yard sale. From 1987. NONE of the recipes say cook the custard first. And there are no notes explaining why, which is interesting since they explain almost everything else they do. Wondering if I should take a chance with the raw eggs recipe? Maybe try it once raw, once cooked, see if there is a difference. If no difference, I will cook.

    But cake batter? Nah!
    I figure all the batter/dough eaten over the year has helped my immunities.

    Not sure on the ice cream. However, every Christmas, people seem to enjoy my homemade eggnog - raw egg yolks. Does beating the crap out of them help?

  19. #27159
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Boston area, OK, Newton, right by Heartbreak Hill
    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Eggnog scone this morning. (Plus, I licked the bowl from the cake I baked - somethings you just never outgrow.)

    Niece Elizabeth and Nephew Michael are driving down for the weekend. Just found out they are bringing a bonus - Great Niece Gracie. On the agenda for the weekend - I'm picking up wedding cake samples for a cake tasting. Niece Elizabeth is also going to try on her mother's wedding dress - that should be interesting.
    I always allow myself one (or maybe two) licks of the bowl when I bake. Well, the spoon, I don't like the bowl, I lick the spoon.

  20. #27160
    Quote Originally Posted by aimo View Post
    I have been eating cake batter, cookie dough, etc, my whole life and have never gotten sick from the raw eggs.

    But cake batter? Nah!
    Let there be no doubt, the LTE walks on the wild side...

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