The longest thread ever

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

If you are sick, don't go to work. I don't want your damn germs. Especially not on my birthday weekend, when I have plans.

/Rant.

Sent someone home like this two hours ago. Way to go stud, for proving to me you are tough enough to come in to work sick. Now go home, you disease vector.

[mattman91]

Sent someone home like this two hours ago. Way to go stud, for proving to me you are tough enough to come in to work sick. Now go home, you disease vector.

Don't get me wrong, I'll still come in if I don't feel well. But not if I'm coughing every two minutes. I've had one sick day in the last two years. Trying to keep it that way.

[mattman91]

Just took some Emergen-C and guzzled down some OJ. Probably doesn't actually work, but won't hurt either. I've also washed my hands 5 times today and took disinfecting wipes to every surface I have touched.

I'm feeling/sounding like Howie Mandel right now...

[YmoBeThere]

I'm feeling/sounding like Howie Mandel right now...

Drink more beer...

[OldPhiKap]

Drink more beer...

Then he'll sound like Dave Attell.

[mattman91]

Then he'll sound like Dave Attell.

Or Devildeac

[OldPhiKap]

Serious question — why am I supposed to care or be impressed by the fact that Jeremy spoke in class today?

[mattman91]

Serious question — why am I supposed to care or be impressed by the fact that Jeremy spoke in class today?

Because he was pickin' on the boy.

[OldPhiKap]

Because he was pickin' on the boy.

So, he erupted in vengeance?

[YmoBeThere]

Serious question — why am I supposed to care or be impressed by the fact that Jeremy spoke in class today?

Because he was pickin' on the boy.

So, he erupted in vengeance?

Seemed a harmless little ...

[OldPhiKap]

Seemed a harmless little ...

Was he a bad mother . . . ?

[YmoBeThere]

...they wind up wounded not even dead

[OldPhiKap]

...they wind up wounded not even dead

I still wholly do not understand this song.

[YmoBeThere]

I still wholly do not understand this song.

It is because: we unleashed a lion

[Turk]

Was he a bad mother . . . ?

"shut your mouth!"

[OldPhiKap]

"shut your mouth!"

He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his lady.

[YmoBeThere]

I did enjoy watching last night's episode of Friday Night Lights.

[OldPhiKap]

I did enjoy watching last night's episode of Friday Night Lights.

One of the teams definitely looked like a HS team. And glad to say, it was not us!

[Turk]

So there I was, just minding my business and cruising the PA Turnpike, when I caught the backwash from a driver who sprayed his / her windshield with the squirty stuff. I was well behind, with a car in between us. Since when did they start making pumps that spray the windshield with enough force to go over a car and hit the one behind it?

And also, it seems like more and more truck drivers like to run in the left lane, no matter how fast (or slow) they're going or how wide open the right hand lane is. Fine. Make me pass you on the right, you jagoff. The old Sienna, a.k.a. "The Emasculator", is more than up to the task.

And yes, my yard is immaculate. Stay off of it.

[YmoBeThere]

So there I was, just minding my business and cruising the PA Turnpike, when I caught the backwash from a driver who sprayed his / her windshield with the squirty stuff. I was well behind, with a car in between us. Since when did they start making pumps that spray the windshield with enough force to go over a car and hit the one behind it?

How fast were you driving?