Fingerprint recognition doesn't work well when you have a Band-Aid on your thumb...
Hmmm, I wouldn't want to jeopardize my witness protection program persona.
Yes, I just switched to my other thumb. Maybe it is better that I am using my non-dominant hand. Share the load and all that.
Okay, childhood drinking jokes are off limits.
Why? When I was under age 5, I apparently found some apple cider that had been around a tad long - they still laugh at me. Of course, I'm the one that played beer drinking games in front of the parents when I was 14-15ish. I got my degenerate stage out of the way early.
Last edited by -jk; 05-14-2019 at 07:37 PM. Reason: clarity
I am resisting going to the Caniacs thread and posting "Go Bruins!"
What does UCLA have to do with hockey?
Tomatoes starting to come in, tons of zucchini bud starting. Gonna be a bumper crop year, I can feel it.
OPK, I am once again seriously impressed. Our small patch is looking pitiful.
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
We've had a great growing season so far, I wish I could claim credit but it's just nature taking its course.
I do have one pepper plant that is not doing as well as its two siblings. I hate to pull it and replace it, but I'm not sure letting it limp along is a good plan either. It's a living thing and I hate to just toss it.
(Of course, I yanked some weeds this morning before work so maybe my guilt is either misplaced or is too myopic -- take your pick)
I could not be more "checked out" than I am right now.
Actually, that is a lie. I will be tomorrow.