Do it for the planet weezie, do it for the planet.
But Ymo, those lights cause my makeup to look terrible.
I can't actually look that bad in real life can I?
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
Do it for the planet weezie, do it for the planet.
What a gentleman you are OPK!
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
Do I really need to buy Halloween candy before September is over?
Siigghhhh. Fat free Greek yogurt and berries. What is there to live for?
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
As many of y’all know, I’m a teacher. I’m one of the very few in the building who doesn’t keep a reward jar full of candy. The kids think I’m such a stick in the mud for this, but it’s actually because if I kept a giant jar of candy around at all times, then I would weigh like 500 pounds.
Reward jar?! What the what? When I was a young weez the reward was being right and being self satisfied. So stick that in your reward jar and hand me that candy.
Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'
What the hell did it just watch on SNL? Kanye West dancing in a Perrier bottle costume in front of a giant green screen?!?
I didn’t think the flashbacks would be this bad. I’m seriously concerned.
Trying out an air fryer for the first time. Small things excite me these days.
We have many a treat jar here at work, on days where stress levels are high, I've been known to hit them pretty hard. To prevent this, I now bring in my own "treat" in the form of a single Twinkie or Ding Dong. I find the relief of to eating said item sufficient to quell the desires for lots more sugar. Unless of course it is a really really stressful day.
I have no self control when it comes to chocolate. Or at least very little.