The longest thread ever

[weezie]

I might end up in a rest asylum if I hear that horrible Honda Holiday Roads commercial a few thousand times more.

The father needs to turn around and clock the kids in the back seat with a big flounder. And the idiots heading up to grandma's who encounter the herd of moose need to be vaporized and removed to Jupiter.

[sue71, esq]

Happy birthday to us!

[DukieInKansas]

I might end up in a rest asylum if I hear that horrible Honda Holiday Roads commercial a few thousand times more.

The father needs to turn around and clock the kids in the back seat with a big flounder. And the idiots heading up to grandma's who encounter the herd of moose need to be vaporized and removed to Jupiter.

Note to self: Don't mess with Weezie.

[weezie]

Note to self: Don't mess with Weezie.

It's the little things that do it.

And the big things, too. All in all, I'm a giant pain on the patoot, but my undeniable charm helps soften the sting. Or so I imagine.

[OldPhiKap]

It's the little things that do it.

And the big things, too. All in all, I'm a giant pain on the patoot, but my undeniable charm helps soften the sting. Or so I imagine.

"like moths to a flame"

[Turk]

Give me a break. I’ve been mostly dead all day.

;-)

Can you imagine what would happen if Miracle Max had pop-tarts on hand?

P.S. Happy Birthday, LTE!

[YmoBeThere]

There is a bless their hearts missing in their somewhere.

[YmoBeThere]

"One of these days, Alice - pow! Straight to the moon!" - Ralph K.

[OldPhiKap]

"One of these days, Alice - pow! Straight to the moon!" - Ralph K.

Ah. Remember when spousal abuse was funny? Those were good times.

Although I think Alice could whup Ralph, she would be like a rabid spider monkey all over his slow butt.

[Turk]

Ah. Remember when spousal abuse was funny? Those were good times.

Although I think Alice could whup Ralph, she would be like a rabid spider monkey all over his slow butt.

Amen that.

And Archie Bunker called Edith "dingbat" all the time, but when things got serious, Edith put her foot down and Archie folded like a cheap tent...

[OldPhiKap]

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, go Duke!!!!

[YmoBeThere]

Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays!

[mattman91]

Merry Christmas!

[timmy c]

“One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
Merry Christmas all!

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Murray Christmas

[weezie]

Happy Day After Christmas, my peeps!

Only one present to return later this week so that's not too bad. My family must have bought into my story about being a 5'10" supermodel/rocket scientist in my youth. It's been a while since my sweater size was a small.

[OldPhiKap]

Happy Boxing Day!

[YmoBeThere]

On to New Year's Eve...

[OldPhiKap]

On to New Year's Eve...

I’ll be in bed by 10:30, then woken up by some idiot shooting fireworks.

Damn kids.

[TruBlu]

I will be huddled in the basement with 3 dogs who are extremely afraid of the fireworks. Will have some soothing music playing to help calm them down.

I have not been a fan of fireworks for a long time, mainly because I heard enough loud booms while serving in Uncle Sam’s Yacht Club. But out of consideration for veterans with PTSD (which I don’t have) and my having 3 sensitive dog, I vote for a total ban of fireworks.*

* I realize a ban on fireworks will not happen, just like my desire for a ban of anything that is light powder blue.