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  1. #20481
    I might end up in a rest asylum if I hear that horrible Honda Holiday Roads commercial a few thousand times more.

    The father needs to turn around and clock the kids in the back seat with a big flounder. And the idiots heading up to grandma's who encounter the herd of moose need to be vaporized and removed to Jupiter.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  2. #20482
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Back in Vegas... again.
    Happy birthday to us!

  3. #20483
    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    I might end up in a rest asylum if I hear that horrible Honda Holiday Roads commercial a few thousand times more.

    The father needs to turn around and clock the kids in the back seat with a big flounder. And the idiots heading up to grandma's who encounter the herd of moose need to be vaporized and removed to Jupiter.
    Note to self: Don't mess with Weezie.

  4. #20484
    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    Note to self: Don't mess with Weezie.
    It's the little things that do it.

    And the big things, too. All in all, I'm a giant pain on the patoot, but my undeniable charm helps soften the sting. Or so I imagine.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  5. #20485
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
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    Quote Originally Posted by weezie View Post
    It's the little things that do it.

    And the big things, too. All in all, I'm a giant pain on the patoot, but my undeniable charm helps soften the sting. Or so I imagine.
    "like moths to a flame"
    “That’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

  6. #20486
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Mary's Place
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Give me a break. I’ve been mostly dead all day.

    ;-)
    Can you imagine what would happen if Miracle Max had pop-tarts on hand?

    P.S. Happy Birthday, LTE!
    "Quality is not an option!"

  7. #20487
    There is a bless their hearts missing in their somewhere.

  8. #20488
    "One of these days, Alice - pow! Straight to the moon!" - Ralph K.

  9. #20489
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    Sep 2007
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    "One of these days, Alice - pow! Straight to the moon!" - Ralph K.
    Ah. Remember when spousal abuse was funny? Those were good times.

    Although I think Alice could whup Ralph, she would be like a rabid spider monkey all over his slow butt.
    “That’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

  10. #20490
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Mary's Place
    Quote Originally Posted by OldPhiKap View Post
    Ah. Remember when spousal abuse was funny? Those were good times.

    Although I think Alice could whup Ralph, she would be like a rabid spider monkey all over his slow butt.
    Amen that.

    And Archie Bunker called Edith "dingbat" all the time, but when things got serious, Edith put her foot down and Archie folded like a cheap tent...
    "Quality is not an option!"

  11. #20491
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
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    Merry Christmas, happy holidays, go Duke!!!!
    “That’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

  12. #20492
    Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays!

  13. #20493
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Winston-Salem
    Merry Christmas!

  14. #20494
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Lancaster, PA
    “One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
    Merry Christmas all!

  15. #20495
    Murray Christmas

  16. #20496
    Happy Day After Christmas, my peeps!

    Only one present to return later this week so that's not too bad. My family must have bought into my story about being a 5'10" supermodel/rocket scientist in my youth. It's been a while since my sweater size was a small.
    Nothing incites bodily violence quicker than a Duke fan turning in your direction and saying 'scoreboard.'

  17. #20497
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed
    Happy Boxing Day!
    “That’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

  18. #20498
    On to New Year's Eve...

  19. #20499
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
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    Quote Originally Posted by YmoBeThere View Post
    On to New Year's Eve...
    I’ll be in bed by 10:30, then woken up by some idiot shooting fireworks.

    Damn kids.
    “That’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

  20. #20500
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Atlanta 'burbs
    I will be huddled in the basement with 3 dogs who are extremely afraid of the fireworks. Will have some soothing music playing to help calm them down.

    I have not been a fan of fireworks for a long time, mainly because I heard enough loud booms while serving in Uncle Sam’s Yacht Club. But out of consideration for veterans with PTSD (which I don’t have) and my having 3 sensitive dog, I vote for a total ban of fireworks.*

    * I realize a ban on fireworks will not happen, just like my desire for a ban of anything that is light powder blue.

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